Dumb Criminals

In order to be a decent criminal you have to have at least half a brain. Well most of the time that isn't the case as is evident by the ever increasing prison population. Well enter this idiot. Recently on an episode of Judge Judy, a woman claimed the defendants stole her purse and all of it's contents...

A Kansas man is behind bars after leading police on a chase that was anything but high speed.

A John Jay High School assistant coach told his school principal that he ordered his players to hit a referee in retaliation for racist language during a Sept. 4 game versus Marble Falls. You remember the blog I posted last week showing two players intentionally targeting the referee right...

Titles can be deceiving. However, this is exactly what happened at a Kentucky BBQ cookoff this past weekend. Apparently Mike Owings, a competitor in the cookoff, has been charged with endangerment for having a dispute with a female competitor and instead of talking it out, he grabbed a 250 degree brisket off the smoker and assaulted the woman with it by throwing it at her...

OK I get it. There is big debate on whether or not marijuana should be legal. Well, in Nevada it is not yet legal so they have to follow the law of the land right? No exceptions. Tell that to UFC fighter Nick Diaz who was just handed a suspension of 5 years and a fine of $165,000 for failing another drug test and testing positive for marijuana...

I'm sure Waco police have seen their share of strange things. It wasn't but a couple of months ago the local police had a shootout with bikers at a popular bar. But nothing could prepare them for this. Just before 11 p.m. Monday, officers stopped a 1998 Toyota Land Rover in north Waco for a traffic violation...

And the dirtbags of the year award goes to..... Three people attempted to steal more than $6,000 from the Victoria Area Homeless Coalition. Sandra Rivera Ortigoza, 40; Joe Angel Ramirez, 51; and Silvano Ray Rodriguez Jr., 38, were indicted Thursday on one count of engaging in organized criminal activity and three counts of forgery of a financial instrument...

Criminal charges could await two John Jay High School football players after what seems like a normal, routine play but ended up anything but. The Marble Falls Police Department announced it is investigating the incident and reviewing multiple videos recorded of the game...

I'm sure at some point in life we've chugged an occasional beer or taken a shot or two too many. However, nothing can even prepare me to guzzle an entire bottle of hard liquor much less cognac. I shudder thinking about it. A woman who was told she couldn’t bring a bottle of cognac on to a plane tried to thwart security officials by downing its contents...

I'm sure we've all done it. Passed by a particular highway sign that made us giggle. Like Bald Knob Arkansas, or Wet Beaver Oregon. Well it seems the state of Idaho was having an issue with people stealing a sign at mile marker 420. Idaho transportation officials say the mile marker has been replaced with 419...

Well, the term pissed off certainly has a new meaning for an Indiana teen lately. That's because 84 year old Charles Weatherford quite literally dumped a bowl full of urine on the teenagers head....no kidding. Charles Weatherford was arrested Saturday afternoon after he reportedly got into an argument with a 13-year-old over some smashed bricks on his property...

We've all heard stories about people impersonating law enforcement officers, usually for more nefarious reasons than saving time in a fast food line. Well, that's exactly what Michael Chico did one Saturday night in Odessa. Police say Chico used both lights and a siren in his vehicle to get ahead of a drive through fast food line...