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Push ups
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Cops Make Teen Troublemakers Do Push-Ups

Last Friday police in North Providence, Rhode Island were called by a woman who had spotted a group of teenagers damaging her mailbox. The cops quickly located the yellow sports car which had been at the crime scene and apprehended the suspects.

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Victoria Crimestoppers.com
Victoria Crimestoppers.com
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Victoria Crimestoppers Wanted Person of the Week

Victoria Crime Stoppers and the Victoria County Sheriff’s Office are asking for your help locating a wanted person. Diane Triska has an outstanding warrant for her arrest.  The warrant is for 11 counts of Forgery of a Financial Instrument.  

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Man in Spider-Man Outfit Mugs Woman
Merced Police Department
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‘Spider-Man’ Busted for Mugging Woman

In a move that will shock comic book fans everywhere, a California man was recently arrested after allegedly attempting to mug a woman while wearing a Spider-Man costume. Spidey, what have you done?!

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Santa Claus
Ian MacAlpine, QMI Agency Files
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Real Life Grinch Busted for Telling Kids That Santa Doesn’t Exist

Bah, humbug! A Canadian Grinch ruined the annual holiday parade for dozens of children last Saturday. The intoxicated 24-year-old man, who hailed from Kingston, was arrested after police received a complaint. Parents informed authorities that this jerk ruined Christmas for their youngsters by walking up and down the parade lines and telling them that Santa Claus doesn't exist.

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Game Online, Flickr
Game Online, Flickr
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Rappers Rob Studio, Leave Song Behind as Evidence

Two men entered a recording studio as rappers and left as robbers. But its something they left behind that might do the thieves in.

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Emerito Pujol
Orange County Sheriff's Office
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Man Tries to Sneak Into Epcot Center by Impersonating Federal Agent

Seventy-four year old Emerito Pujol wanted to to explore Disney's Epcot Center, but he didn't want to pay the hefty $99.79 admission fee. So he devised what he surely thought was an innovative plan to get inside the theme park's gates for free.

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You Tube
You Tube
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Geez Dude, take a Chill Pill [VIDEO-NSFW Language]

Police officers have a thankless job. They put their lives on the line every day, and they often don't get the respect they deserve. Watch how calm this Maine State Trooper remains, despite the major freak out by a driver over a simple speeding ticket.

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thanksgiving dinner cops
Thinkstock
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Woman Sentenced to Cook Thanksgiving Dinner for Cops

Who's really being punished here? Valerie Rodgers, or the cops she's cooking for? It depends on good she is in the kitchen, we guess. Rodgers was sentenced to cooking Thanksgiving dinner for three cops and a year of probation for reckless driving that resulted in felony charges.

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US Customs and Border Patrol
US Customs and Border Patrol
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Drug Smugglers Try To Cross Border Fence With Ramps… And Get Stuck

Drug smugglers try to get across the border fence in a multitude of different ways, ranging from digging tunnels to climbing the wall. But a particularly industrious group tried to do it with a little engineering... and failed miserably.

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Subway Soup
Nodame, Flickr
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Subway Sandwich Artist Foils Robbery, Throws Soup At Thief in Ghost Mask

Thanks to the seasonal boom in masks and disguises, Halloween is prime time for criminals. That is, unless they tangle with the wrong sandwich slinger...

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Guy Robs Bank, Returns Later to Complain He Didn’t Get Enough Cash

If you're planning to rob a bank, we have two pieces of advice for you: 1) Don't do it, and 2) if you do, don't go back to the same bank later that day to complain about not getting enough money.

Authorities in Syracuse, New York, say 28-year-old Arthur Bundrage did both of those things.

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Larrivee
Springfield Police Department
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Brother and Sister Claim They Were Just Having Sex, Not Stealing That TV

Siblings Robert and Amanda Larrivee entered into the women's bathroom of Samuel's Sports Bar in Springfield Massachusetts, with the intention of stealing the restroom's TVs. But the noise they made ripping the units from the walls alerted one of the bar's patrons, and then a bar employee quickly locked the duo in the bathroom and called the police.

Realizing they were trapped, the Larrivees knew they needed to think of a good reason Robert was in the women's bathroom. So when the cops arrived, the brother and sister claimed they had entered the ladies room to have sex.

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