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Burglar Found Naked in Home Holding Family Chihuahua

If you're in the market to commit a felony, you've got to get creative these days. With tons of weird crimes already on the books like the NHL dude who was arrested while wearing a Teletubby costume or the guy who was caught cooking pot pie in his tightie whities, it's hard to be original. We've recently come across a law-breaking situation that's pretty refreshingly unique, though. Keywords: naked guy, terrified Chihuahua and laundry.

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Amanda Bynes
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Get the Lowdown on the Dumbest People of 2012

With 2012 coming to a close, it's time for the annual parade of year end lists. Most of these features will celebrate the best of the past 12 months. However, some of our favorite lists will point out the year's low-lights, because they make us feel better about all the times people screwed up in 2012.

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handyman kidnapped
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Couple Kidnaps Handyman And Forces Him To Do Home Improvements

If you have stuff around the house that needs fixing, normal people have one of two options: you either do it yourself, or pay somebody else to do it for you. Neither of those options appealed to 36-year-old Jason DeJesus and 33-year-old Chanelle Troedson of Morgan Hill, California. So instead they lured a local handyman to their home and beat him until he agreed to spend the day fixing stuff around their house, gratis.

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Joe Raedle, Getty Images
Joe Raedle, Getty Images
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Drug Courier Loses $20,000, Asks Tucson Police For Excuse Note

Granted, losing $20,000 of a drug cartel's money is fairly panic inducing. That said, you do have to wonder what Demarco Alonzo Thomas was thinking when he called the police for a note excusing him from delivering $20,000.

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Prostitute on the street
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Man Calls Cops on Prostitute For Cheating Him Out of 10 Minutes

Nothing is sacred in today’s economy, not even the verbal agreement between a hard working John and a red light ambassador for our nation’s retail sex trade.

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Real-Life Grinch Steals Christmas Decorations
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Real-Life Grinch Steals Christmas Decorations from Neighbors

Sure, the holiday season can be a bit of a hassle sometimes, but we've never actually tried to ruin Christmas. This Texas man, however, fully embraced his Grinchy nature and was caught on camera stealing Christmas decorations from his neighbors.

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Hannah Sabata
YouTube
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Dumb ‘Chick Bank Robber’ Brags About Crime on YouTube, Gets Busted

After robbing a bank, most criminals will try to lay low for a period of time. Not 19-year-old Hannah Sabata. The Stromsburg, Nebraska teen wanted to get credit for her ability to knock over a local bank for over $6,000 and also make off with a Pontiac Grand Am that didn't belong to her.

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Getty Images
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Not Setting a Good Example-Arrest Warrant Issued for Texas Judge over Speeding Ticket

If you've ever received a traffic ticket, you know it's something that needs to be taken care of. You can pay the fine, which can be pretty expensive, you can go to court to fight it, or you could do nothing at all. If you opt for the latter, you'll potentially get into more hot water when a warrant is issued for your arrest. As ordinary citizens, we know it can be a pretty big deal, but what kind of example are you setting if you happen to be a member of the state's top criminal appeals court?

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Raquel Gonzalez
Manatee County Jail
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Woman Jailed After Beating Boyfriend Who Failed To Bring Her to Orgasm

The sexual biology of men vs. women is kind of a cruel joke, in that it's generally a lot easier for a guy to orgasm from intercourse. And when a guy's done, well, he's done.

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Push ups
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Cops Make Teen Troublemakers Do Push-Ups

Last Friday police in North Providence, Rhode Island were called by a woman who had spotted a group of teenagers damaging her mailbox. The cops quickly located the yellow sports car which had been at the crime scene and apprehended the suspects.

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Victoria Crimestoppers.com
Victoria Crimestoppers.com
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Victoria Crimestoppers Wanted Person of the Week

Victoria Crime Stoppers and the Victoria County Sheriff’s Office are asking for your help locating a wanted person. Diane Triska has an outstanding warrant for her arrest.  The warrant is for 11 counts of Forgery of a Financial Instrument.  

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Man in Spider-Man Outfit Mugs Woman
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‘Spider-Man’ Busted for Mugging Woman

In a move that will shock comic book fans everywhere, a California man was recently arrested after allegedly attempting to mug a woman while wearing a Spider-Man costume. Spidey, what have you done?!

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