"If you want to have a dodge ball victory, you've got to grab it by it's haunches and hump it into submission". 

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball".

Great quotes from one of my favorite actors...Rip Torn.  One of the greatest names in Hollywood too!  He's turning 81 today!  So in honor of his b-day, I thought I would share his mugshot from a few years ago, taken after he got drunk and attempted to "withdraw" money from a bank, brandishing a handgun.

Ain't it a thing of beauty?