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Harley Myles

15 Questions with Harley Myles

Hometown : Knoxville, Tennessee...At the foothills of the Smokey Mountains!!!  You gotta admit, my teeth are impressive for a real live hillbilly.

Birth Date : June 3rd, 1978

Sign : Yield

Marital Status : Happily married to Ashley since 2003

Kids : One beautiful little girl, born in 2006

Pets : Two vicious Weiner Dogs named Willie and Waylon

Favorite Artists and Albums : My tastes are pretty eclectic.  So I'm gonna leave that one alone.  It would take a lot of explaining.  Let's just say I love music.

First Concert Attended : David Allan Coe at "The Cotton Eyed Joe" in Knoxville.  I was fifteen, on house arrest, got in using my older cousin's I.D., and above all else...Went with my dad, on a school night!!!!  Thanks Dad!!!  Definitely not the kind of thing you ever forget.  I may have been to others before that, but I've blocked out a lot of my childhood, so who the hell knows??  The DAC show rocked.

Favorite Actors : Jack Nicholson, Edward Norton,  Jim Carrey, & Phillip Seymour Hoffman, if I had to pick only a few.

Favorite movies : Dumb & Dumber, Fight Club, American Beauty, The World According to Garp...This list could go on and on. The Secret and What the Bleep Do We Know?  are both highly inspirational movies I would recommend to anyone too.

Favorite TV Show : The 700 Club.  That Pat Robertson's a great actor!!!  Wait...You mean, he's being serious????

Favorite Books.Authors : Anything by Jack Kerouac or Hunter S. Thompson is cool.  Jack Handy is my favorite comedy writer.  And David Icke is my favorite controversial researcher and author.

Favorite Sports Team : I bleed Orange!!!!  Not burnt Orange though!!!  I'm a huge University of Tennessee Volunteers Football fan.  The real U.T. !!!   Honestly, huge is an understatement.  I'm one of these freaks that subscibe to recruiting magazines and websites, and pretend that it's college football season all year long.  I'm not proud.

Nick Name Growing Up : Bear.  Most people that I grew up with, still call me Bear.  I grunted a lot as a child, and my mom said I sounded like a bear.  Then as I staretd to play sports, the name stuck with my coaches and teammates, until eventually nobody even knew that wasn't my real name.  When I changed High Schools, I avoided letting anyone at the new high school know that's what people called me.  Since then, I've been called "White Chocolate", "Mandingo", or "Sir Harles".

People Would Be Shocked If They Knew : I'm a country songwriter.  Eventually, I want to make that my full-Time Career.  Good career, huh???  I'll spend my days waiting on the mail to deliver my royalty checks.  I could give up radio for that.  ALSO, I'm missing 1/2 of my middle finger on my left hand.  Words to the wise : Don't fall out of graces with a police trained German Shepherd, especially when you're seven years old and he outweighs you.  I'm lucky, I'm not missing my whole hand.  It makes for some great party tricks now, though.


How Do These People Have Time For THIS Crap?

I've said it before. I don't have time for TV. Don't have time for video games. For Pete's sake, I barely have time to take a dump. Sad but true. So I find it hard to believe that ANYONE could possibly have so little to do, that they can participate in something this asinine.

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15 Years Ago Today, “Dolly” The Sheep Was Revealed

I remember a friend asking, "whad'ya mean they cloned a sheep? And who's they?" They = Scientists. Cloned = replicated a living creature, cell by cell. Creepy, huh? Think it stopped there? Don't be foolish.

If YOU could clone someone or something, who would it be?

Here's my take...

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Electronic Cigarette

Electronic Cigarettes : Exploding Danger?

One of the biggest advantages of "smoking" an Electronic cigarette, is that it's supposed to be safer than a "real" cigarette. Right?

Well, I know of a guy in Florida that would tell you they're NOT safer at all. He would tell you, that is, if his two front teeth and a chunk of his tongue weren't gone from having an E-Cigarette explode in his mouth, with the impact of a bottle-rocket!!

Along with losing his front teeth and a chunk of his tongue, he also suffered burns to his face AND the battery flew out, landed in his closet and set his house on fire!

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Jeremy Lin

Oregon Man Predicted “Linsanity”

Jeremy Lin was california's High School player of the year though. But he wasn't even offered a scholarship to a "real" basketball school. He ended up playing at Harvard, of all places, where he was really good. But still...nobody drafted him.

He made two NBA practice squad, only to be cut from both teams after only ten days.

So nobody saw his meteoric rise to stardom coming, right?


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News Anchors Rock

On the Spot News Reporter…Cool Under Pressure

This is hilarious. One of the funnier stiuations I've seen a news anchor or reporter in. If you like people making an ass of themselves on live'll enjoy this vid!

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Obese Chinese Kid with a $5 haricut Sings Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston : Bobby Brown’d To Death. Here’s our Tribute.

I think this should be listed as the official cause of her death. "Bobby Brown'd" to death. But she was a big girl and made her own choices too. Let us not forget teh spectacle we saw during that Barbara Waa-Waa interview a few years ago, when she famously said, "crack is wack".

In honor of her passing, I will leave you with this stirring rendition of a famous Whitney Houston song, performed by an obese, oriental kid, whos sports a $5 hair cut and, for what it's worth, a pretty decent voice. But, man...that hair cut. Wow. Enjoy.

PS - I won $50 on my celebrity death pool!

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Holy Crap!

Home Alone Star…Faces of Meth?

OMG!!! Is this for real? He looks 60! And not a good 60, a baaaaad 60!

Dude...California is sunny. Get some damn sun! Follow that up with an actual meal that consists of more than Red Bull and Mini-thins. Then hit the gym...pronto.

He looks like he juststepped out of a faces of meth video. Do you agree?

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Mobility Scooter Guy

Extreme…Mobility Scooterin’?

I've got to give it up to this dude. Just last year he was racing an airplane in this bad boy. Now he's "driving" it almost Sixty Miles-per-hour in the snow!! The thing that puzzles me about people like this, is how the hell they have time to do this stuff. I barely have time to take a dump. This is why I must carefully watch my fiber intake on busy days. But this guy has time to frivolously drive an old person scooter around a frozen open field.

Enjoy the video!

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