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Taco Bell Employee Fired After Writing Derogatory Message On Cop’s Order

A Taco Bell in Newton, KS fired a restaurant worker who wrote a derogatory term on an order made by a police officer and his fiancée.

The employee wrote "PIG" on the takeout orders for the pair on Saturday

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Former Subway Spokesman Jared in Big Trouble with FBI

Well just when you thought you heard the last of Jared Fogle from Subway. FBI subpoenas show the former fat man paid $100 for sex with a 16 year old girl. Yikes.

Court documents cite a series of alleged text messages between Fogle and a former female Subway franchisee

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NFL Says Tom Brady’s 4 Game Suspension Will Stand

Well it looks like deflate-gate just wont go away. The NFL handed New England star golden boy Tom Brady a 4 game suspension a couple of months back. Naturally, he appealed it and today the NFL spanked Brady one more time

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Arson Victim Blames Fire on Horny Incestuous Cousin

This woman has done her part to remind everyone of the need for a filter when speaking.

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Victoria Police Seize 140 Bags of Synthetic Marijuana

Thanks to Victoria Police Department's Crime Re4duction Unit, 140 bags of synthetic marijuana will never see the streets of Victoria. Breon Carroll, 23, and Lidia Armendarize, 23, both of Victoria, were arrested Friday on suspicion of manufacture and delivery of a controlled substance penalty group 1 and group 2, altered identification number, possession of marijuana and two counts of endangering a child with criminal negligence

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Actor who Played Young Anakin Skywalker Arrested After Evading Cops

Jake Lloyd, the actor who played the young Anakin Skywalker in "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace," was arrested after an insane car chase that ended when Jake plowed into some trees.

Cops say Lloyd was driving in Charleston, South Carolina, when Sheriff's deputies began pursuing him

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Guy Who Has Sex With Horses Just Won’t Take Neigh For an Answer

45-year-old Cirilo Castillo Jr. has a thing for horses. He lives in Hidalgo County, Texas, which is south of San Antonio, on the border with Mexico. And his love of horses, let's just say, borders on the unhealthy and incredibly illegal

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Uber Driver Arrested for Fondling Himself in Front of Passenger

This will give anyone who uses Uber pause.

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Airline Passenger Strips Naked Because Flight was Overbooked

When traveling through the airports of the world, it might not always be a good idea to hit up the bar before getting on a flight. Just ask the guy at a North Carolina airport when he was told his flight to Jamaica was overbooked and he would be bumped to a later flight

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Waco Biker Shootout Started Over Parking Dispute

By now, everyone has heard about the biker gang shootings in Waco this past weekend leaving 9 dead and more than 170 in jail each on $1 million bonds

The shooting occurred at Twin Peaks restaurant on Sunday after one man was injured when a vehicle ran over his foot, police said

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Bags of Cocaine Wash Up On Galveston TX Beach

A beach goer in Galveston stumbled upon something you don't see wash up everyday here in Texas....about $175,000 worth of cocaine wrapped in plastic bags.

Galveston police said Monday that the more than 30 bags do not contain any information on the source of the drugs

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Veterans Coffin Left in Hearse During Coffee Run

The body of Lt. Col Jesse Coleman was his way to his own funeral service when the driver and his passenger, a licensed funeral director, decided it was a good time to pull over at the nearest Dunkin Donuts for a freakin coffee break

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