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Leland Ayala-Doliente, Holland Sward
Rexburg Police Department
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Drug Mules Get Super High, Call Police on Themselves

Here's a reminder that you really should just say no.

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Christie O'Sullivan
Christie O'Sullivan
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Florida Valet Takes $400k Lambo For Joyride and Catches it on Fire

Being a valet in Miami's classy South Beach district probably has it's perks.  The pay may be crap but I bet the tips are worth it.  I also be you get to drive some really rare, expensive cars...

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FBI’s Most Dangerous Cities in Texas and Yes Victoria Made the List

The FBI’s Uniform Crime Reports compile crime statistics on hundreds of metro areas. The latest numbers, which track the data from 2013, reveal some interesting tidbits about Texas cities...

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Paul Terry
Tulsa Police Department
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Cop Hater With the Most Appropriate Tattoo Is Arrested

It's not a surprise that this guy was taken downtown.

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Ballsiest Guy Ever Busted Doing Cocaine at Traffic Stop

It's the holiday season, so you know what they say: let it blow, let it blow, let it blow.

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Florida Burglary Suspect Killed By Alligator

In a total ironic twist, Brevard County deputies in Florida have determined that Matthew Riggins, 22, was killed by an alligator in Barefoot Bay lake on Nov...

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Darth Vader Interviews to be a Ft. Worth Police Officer

The force is strong with this one. The Ft. Worth Police Department posted a hilarious spoof recruitment video on Dec. 3, that won't win the officer any Oscars, but will certainly make the residents of Fort Worth quiver in fear at the thought of the Sith Lord as a cop...

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The Cutest Drug Kingpin Ever Is Daughter of DEA Agent

Yeah, we didn't see that one coming either. If you remember we brought you a blog a few weeks ago about Sarah Furay from College Station, TX...

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Man Attempts to Stab Wife With Deer Antlers For Not Driving Him to a Strip Club

Oh America....where did we go wrong?

37-year-old Levi Richeson of Helena, Montana got into an argument with his wife last month and unfortunately when his wife refused a request, the argument escalated so Richeson attempted to stab her with a set of elk antlers...

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Woman Who Taped Dog’s Muzzle Shut Has Been Arrested and Will Face Charges

If you've been anywhere near social media the last few days you've probably seen the photo of the poor dog whose muzzle was taped shut by its owner...

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Mandy Wells
Weatherford-Parker County Special Crimes Unit
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Texas Mom Gave Kids Pot, Beer at Party, Police Say

A Texas mom is accused of giving beer and weed in a Hello Kitty pipe to kids between the ages of 12 and 14 years old at a sleepover party at her house.

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Harris County Sheriff's Office
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Suspected ‘Cookie Monster’ Robber Arrested in Houston

Houston police have arrested a man dubbed the "Cookie Monster Robber," who is suspected in holdups at more than 30 Houston-area fast-food restaurants, and demanded a cookie, along with the cash.

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