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Woman Downs Entire Bottle of Cognac Because She Couldn’t Take it on Plane

I'm sure at some point in life we've chugged an occasional beer or taken a shot or two too many. However, nothing can even prepare me to guzzle an entire bottle of hard liquor much less cognac. I shudder thinking about it

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Idaho Changes Mile Marker Sign to Avoid Theft

I'm sure we've all done it. Passed by a particular highway sign that made us giggle. Like Bald Knob Arkansas, or Wet Beaver Oregon. Well it seems the state of Idaho was having an issue with people stealing a sign at mile marker 420

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Pissed Off Man Dumps Bowl of Urine on Teen’s Head

Well, the term pissed off certainly has a new meaning for an Indiana teen lately. That's because 84 year old Charles Weatherford quite literally dumped a bowl full of urine on the teenagers head.

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West Texas Man Impersonates Cop to Get to Front of Fast Food Line

We've all heard stories about people impersonating law enforcement officers, usually for more nefarious reasons than saving time in a fast food line. Well, that's exactly what Michael Chico did one Saturday night in Odessa

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Man Attacks Brother for Eating His Hamburgers

A Pennsylvania man is facing assault charges after allegedly punching his brother for eating 3 Big Macs and not saving one for him.

Thomas Veres, 47, was so angry he destroyed the home he and his brother Matthew, 58, shared in Union Township, Pennsylvania, throwing food and knocking over furniture, police say

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What NOT To Do During a CDL Test

This video was posted to YouTube from Saudi Arabia. Apparently, someone forgot to explain to this truck driver that if your trailer is raised and is taller than the sign you're about to go under, then chances are you won't be going under the sign at all

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Woman’s Bra Stops Bullet Saves Her Life

a 41 year old German woman is waking up this morning thankful....well....that she woke up this morning. She was riding bikes with her husband near Hamburg, last weekend, when she heard a gunshot and then felt a sharp pain in her side

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Taco Bell Employee Fired After Writing Derogatory Message On Cop’s Order

A Taco Bell in Newton, KS fired a restaurant worker who wrote a derogatory term on an order made by a police officer and his fiancée.

The employee wrote "PIG" on the takeout orders for the pair on Saturday

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Former Subway Spokesman Jared in Big Trouble with FBI

Well just when you thought you heard the last of Jared Fogle from Subway. FBI subpoenas show the former fat man paid $100 for sex with a 16 year old girl. Yikes.

Court documents cite a series of alleged text messages between Fogle and a former female Subway franchisee

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NFL Says Tom Brady’s 4 Game Suspension Will Stand

Well it looks like deflate-gate just wont go away. The NFL handed New England star golden boy Tom Brady a 4 game suspension a couple of months back. Naturally, he appealed it and today the NFL spanked Brady one more time

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Arson Victim Blames Fire on Horny Incestuous Cousin

This woman has done her part to remind everyone of the need for a filter when speaking.

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Victoria Police Seize 140 Bags of Synthetic Marijuana

Thanks to Victoria Police Department's Crime Re4duction Unit, 140 bags of synthetic marijuana will never see the streets of Victoria. Breon Carroll, 23, and Lidia Armendarize, 23, both of Victoria, were arrested Friday on suspicion of manufacture and delivery of a controlled substance penalty group 1 and group 2, altered identification number, possession of marijuana and two counts of endangering a child with criminal negligence

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