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Terrible Drunk Burglar Gets Stuck in Smashed Window

Hey, criminals, do yourself a favor: ignore the cliche and make sure you never return to the scene of the crime.

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Tom Brady’s Stolen Super Bowl Jersey Found in Mexico

Everybody in America can sleep a little easier tonight because Tom Brady's missing Super Bowl worn jersey has been found. FBI officials in Boston confirmed that the game worn jersey (estimated to be worth about a half million dollars) was found in the possession of Mexican journalist Martin Mauricio Ortega...

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Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong Toppings

Control your rage, people.

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John Forbes, Jason Havel
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What the…? Men Busted Stealing 100,000 Diapers

This stinks.

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Sicko Nabbed Having Sex With a Fence and Here Come the Jokes

It must be pervert season.

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Brian Chapman
Polk County Sheriff's Office
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Irony Alert — Mailman Busted Having Sex With Dog

Mailmen and dogs get along a whole lot better than we thought.

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Victoria Makes List as One of the Most Dangerous Cities in Texas…..Again

When you think Texas you think southern hospitality. Not saying every state doesn't have their fair share of people who like to cause trouble...

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Clinton Todd Sproles
Montana Department of Corrections
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Idiot Who Racks Up His 23rd DUI Is an All-Time Zero

This guy collects DUIs the way kids used to collect baseball cards.

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Houston Man Shot Over Cold Taco

Some people are pretty serious about their tacos. A Houston television station reported that a woman shot her boyfriend over a dispute about a cold taco...

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Fan Edits Band’s Wikipedia Page to Gain Backstage Access……And It Worked

This is not something I'd condone doing but you gotta give the guy props for trying and ultimately succeeding.

Adam Boyd, a teenager in England, is a big fan of the band The Sherlocks...

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Woman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco Bell, The Jokes Are Free for All

Tortilla, meet whore-tilla.

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Courageous Pet Squirrel Chases Away Annoyed Burglar

This squirrel is, well, nuts.

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