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Christina Hester
Lee County Sheriff's Office
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Mom Snorts Cocaine off iPhone on Parent Pickup Line

She did lines, while in line.

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Jerry Henry
Palm Beach Sheriff's Office
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Moron Pulls Out Rifle Because McDonald’s Ran Out of Ice Cream

There was a McFlurry of police activity last week at a McDonald's in Delray Beach, Fla.

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Justin Calhoun
Monroe County Sheriff's Office
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Man Thinks Partner Is a Cannibal, So, Naturally, He Stabs Him in the Eye

The eat is on.

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Man Comes Home to Find Someone Broke In Just to Clean It

Talk about making a clean getaway.

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Andrew David Jensen
Ventura County Sheriff's Office
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Unhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn’t Flush the Toilet

This guy puts the "oops" in "poops."

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Tim Boyle/Getty Images
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These Two Idiots Were Busted For Stealing An Ice Cream Cake From Dunkin’ Donuts

I love seeing fools like this getting busted! Two idiots tried to become internet famous and it backfired in their faces!

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Everett Compton
Benton County Detention Center
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This Man Got Busted Having Sex With a Donkey

This guy wanted a piece of ass.

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Wheelchair
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Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License

Big Mac? Try big mistake.

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Emoji Movie
Sony Pictures
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Man Accused of Pleasuring Himself During Screening of ‘The Emoji Movie’

Police in New Jersey are looking for a man who allegedly did something extremely inappropriate during a showing of the new children’s film.

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Jewelry
KEDAI EMAS SRI ALAM Seksyen 23, Facebook
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Jewelry Thieves Foiled By an Unforgiving Counter

The (glass) case against them is very strong.

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Fellony Hudson
Multnomah County Sheriff's Office
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Man Named Fellony Charged With — You Guessed It — A Felony

Well, if the shoe fits...

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Scam
ViralHog, YouTube
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Insurance Scammer Busted Trying to Fake Accident

There's gotta be an easier way to make a buck.

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