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The Inevitable “The Walking Dead” Parody

When the dead come back to life and start stumbling around searching for human flesh to consume, they walk like someone that's had a few too many, right?

Well, the next step in the parody evolution would naturally be...The Walking Drunk.

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Insanely Drunk Man Winds Up Terrifyingly Passed Out on a Toilet [VIDEO]

Here's a not-so-subtle reminder that you should know when to say when.

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Watch ‘Star Drunk,’ a Movie Made By and Starring Drunk People

A short film called 'Star Drunk' answers a question you didn't know you had: what would a movie look like if it was written by drunk people, directed by a drunk person and starred only drunk actors? Sorry, 'Sharknado.' You no longer hold the title for the most ridiculous movie to come out in 2013.

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Drunk St. Louis Cardinals Fan Somehow Manages to Beat Himself Up

The long-running rivalry between the Chicago Cubs and St. Louis Cardinals turned into a one-sided battle last weekend.

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Drunken Jerk Drops Pants, Spanks Off, Sings for Police

Across the bayou, it is not difficult to find a crossbreed of stark-raving mad drunkards and dive bar sideshows aggressively humping the legs off civil society. Unfortunately, when there is nothing civilized left for these gutter fiends to devour besides the skin in between their teeth, the only hope for the rest of us is that soon the flood waters will rise again and bury these beasts at sea.

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Drunk Man Has Sex With Snowman and Gets Frostbite On His Wiener

There are times when the eyes of an alcoholic reveal a darkness so vast that everything decrepit in the universe appears to makes sense, like a bloodshot looking glass reflecting a message from God - or maybe not. Either way, occasionally a rare breed of sloppy degenerate rises up from the drunken pits of hell to prove to the rest of us that there is a long way to go before we ever hit rock bottom. You'll know them by their frostbitten penises. 

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This Drunk Guy Wants His Mommy

Some pretty stupid (and wildly entertaining) stuff can go down when alcohol is involved, like going on an airport joyride while wasted. It's not the smartest thing to do, but it happens. There's also the embarrassing drunk scenarios, like the one with this dude from Florida.

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Drunken Idiot Ruins Pool Party for Everyone

If you think your local watering hole gets a little rough at times, imagine a bar so out of control that management has to enforce a maximum drink capacity as a means for cutting down on hair pulling, biting and other perils of the drunken idiot.

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In a Strange and Unexpected Turn of Events, Drunk Man Desires Sex

As we all know, drinking makes you temporarily smarter and much more clever. When sauced up, one is typically prone to acts of prolific research, groundbreaking scientific innovations, and intense spiritual discovery. That's why this South Carolina man's very different reaction to intoxication has us completely stumped.

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Drunk Girl Found Stuck Between Buildings

Not that we're speaking from experience, but everyone's done something stupid when they've had a few too many to drink. We're talking about driving drunk while dressed as a zombie kind of dumb. Here's a less dangerous example -- getting stuck between two buildings.

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Excuse Me Sir, but I Don’t Think You’re Going to Get Anywhere that Way [VIDEO]

Have you ever walked up a down escalator? We used to do it just for fun. Watch the hilarity ensue when an apparently tired, or possibly drunk businessman can't figure out exactly what the problem is.

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’21 & Over’ Trailer: Time to Get Really, Really Drunk

We all remember the night we turned 21. OK...we all remember how we don't remember the night we turned 21. And it's that alcohol-fueled blackout that is behind the upcoming comedy '21 & Over.' It's from the writers of 'The Hangover' and the new trailer is here.

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