Chaz Bono is Saving Up For His/Her Own Set of Frank-n-Beans!!
Really? Seriously….CHAZ? You could get this done for $44.95 at D&D novelties or online at AdamandEve.com.
But NOOOOOOOOO…He/She has to be fancy. He/She wants the real thing. His/her own set of frank n beans.
How do they do this? Is it synthetic?
I had a friend in HS that had half his ear cut off in a car wreck. I remember marveling, at the time, because doctors literally GREW him a new ear on the back of a mouse!! Could they do this with a penis?
And if so, is it reserved for Creatures like Chaz that wanna do the ole swapperoo? OR could I potentially get two or three extra ones grown for me. You know…Maybe put an extra one on my elbow or something? Never know when you might need it. I think we’ve all been there…right?
As entertaining as this story is, it’s really just another platform for me to share more pictures of “The Chaz”. Enjoy.