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Angry, Violent McRib-Lovin’ Lady’s Rant Is Soooo McHilarious

Nothing should come between a woman and her McRib.

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Johnny Depp Stars as Donald Trump in Star-Studded ‘Funny or Die’ Spoof

The 50-minute 'Funny or Die' film also features Ron Howard, Henry Winkler, Patton Oswalt and Kristen Schaal.

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Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich Is Not Impressed With Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders

Could be Pop is more of a Ted Cruz or Hillary guy.

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College Student Covers Herself with Chick-Fil-A and Invited People to Eat Off of Her in the Name of Art

Things are bigger in Texas and certainly odder too. A college student at Texas State University covered herself in Chick-Fil-A fries, chicken nuggets and ketchup and a sign that read "all you can eat" that invited passers by to eat the food right off her body...

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Man With Obvious Bladder Problems Pees Everywhere When Cops Arrest Him

This guy didn't pee in his pants when he got arrested. Nope, he sure didn't pee IN his pants.

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Dairy Queen Releases the “Singles” Blizzard Just in Time for Valentine’s Day

What may very well be the loneliest treat every, Dairy Queen is releasing a frozen treat angled towards all the lonely single folks out there for Valentine's Day...

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Real Life Mario Kart in a Shopping Mall….Brilliant

Anyone who has ever played Mario Kart has thought about how fun it would be to actually be in the game...well, minus the bombs and turtle shells being hurled at you of course...

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Name a Cockroach After Your Love This Valentine’s Day

Chocolates and flowers are so passe. Why not do something your love will never forget this Valentine's Day?

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Austin Mayor Helps You Find a Cool Neighborhood

I'm a big fan of the IFC TV show Portlandia. On a recent episode, Fred, one of the main characters played by Fred Armisen, decided he was going to move from the show's setting of Portland, Oregon to Austin, Texas. When he got there, he was welcomed by the Mayor who showed him a handy video called 'How To Find A Cool Neighborhood.'  Since both cities use the same slogan 'Keep Austin (or Portland) Weird, ' they're sorf of sister cities. It was a very funny bit so, if you want to now how to find a cool neighborhood, check it out.

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Send Your Loved One a Valentine’s Day Potato Because Romance and Starch Are One

If you can't think of the perfect gift to get your sweetie this Valentine's Day, may we suggest...a potato?

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The 11 Worst People On Valentine’s Day

We've all experienced that bad boyfriend or girlfriend who just can't seem to get things right on Valentine's Day.

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Poor North Korea’s Latest Satellite is Completely Useless

As if people didn't laugh at Kim Jong Un enough in his life it looks like the world's pudgiest dictator has failed once again.

This time North Korea launched a satellite meant to "monitor earth situations" meaning they were trying to convince the world that it was weather related...

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