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Comcast SportsNet Shows New Cubs Mascot Fully Nude [VIDEO]

In another great example of a television news station not doing its job, Comcast SportsNet mistakenly ran a photo of the Chicago Cubs new mascot, Clark, sans pants.

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Danish Porn Site Hosts Smallest Penis Contest

We know not all junk is created equally, but we have our fellow lady friends to thank for creating a “good” and “bad” standard-- the big italian sausage versus the cocktail weenie. It’s tough enough being a guy, and having subpar manhood is just grounds for living a life akin to Rainy Day Randy’s. But over in Denmark, small packages are finally snagging the spotlight, if only briefly.

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‘Why Doesn’t My Flesh Cap Retract When I’m Hard?’ — Ask Dr. Harry Fisch

I’m uncircumcised. Why doesn’t my foreskin retract when I have an erection? — Ted, 26

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Pete Townshend Jokes About Mick Jagger’s ‘Huge,’ ‘Tasty’ Penis

Mick Jagger‘s sex life is getting plenty of play these days thanks to the new book, ‘Mick: The Wild Life and Mad Genius of Jagger,’ which detailed his romantic pursuits of Angelina Jolie, David Bowie, and current French first lady Carla Bruni.

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Chaz Bono is Saving Up For His/Her Own Set of Frank-n-Beans!!

Really? Seriously....CHAZ? You could get this done for $44.95 at D&D novelties or online at AdamandEve.com.

But NOOOOOOOOO...He/She has to be fancy. He/She wants the real thing. His/her own set of frank n beans.

How do they do this? Is it synthetic?

I had a friend in HS that had half his ear cut off in a car wreck. I remember marveling, at the time, because doctors literally GREW him a new ear on the back of a mouse!! Could they do this with a penis

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Wow!! She Cut Off His Frank and Beans!!

It's a long while since we've had a story like this. Lorena Bobbit, this nation turns it's lonely eyes to you. Where have ya gone?

Well now it doesn't matter. There is a new Lorena Bobbit.

Let the jokes come later. Let the observations and comments come later. For now, just read.

Read and cringe.

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