Danish Porn Site Hosts Smallest Penis Contest
We know not all junk is created equally, but we have our fellow lady friends to thank for creating a “good” and “bad” standard-- the big italian sausage versus the cocktail weenie. It’s tough enough being a guy, and having subpa…
Chaz Bono is Saving Up For His/Her Own Set of Frank-n-Beans!!
Really? Seriously....CHAZ? You could get this done for $44.95 at D&D novelties or online at

But NOOOOOOOOO...He/She has to be fancy. He/She wants the real thing. His/her own set of frank n beans.

How do they do this? Is it synthetic?

I had a friend in HS that had half…
Wow!! She Cut Off His Frank and Beans!!
It's a long while since we've had a story like this. Lorena Bobbit, this nation turns it's lonely eyes to you. Where have ya gone?

Well now it doesn't matter. There is a new Lorena Bobbit.

Let the jokes come later. Let the observations and comments come later. For now…