The woman who mothered Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child has been identified. Radar Online and Star magazine both report 50-year-old Mildred Baena, who worked as a housekeeper for the former California governor, gave birth to the child, who is now 14 years old.
Personally, I was hoping that Jon Cryer would take Sheen's role and then Matt Broderick would get Cryer's old spot. Of course, pretending that nothing had changed would be the funny part. Then we could just confuse the crap out of everyone, soap opera style.