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Termites Devour Millions Worth of Indian Rupees
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Termites Devour Millions Worth of Indian Rupees

Any homeowner with a recent termite infestation will tell you that termites do not discriminate when it comes to feeding time.

A bank in India learned this the hard way after a herd of termites infiltrated their otherwise secure establishment and devoured over 10 million rupees ($220,000) from their own stash.

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Celebrate the Royal Wedding With Viagra-Laced Beer
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Celebrate the Royal Wedding With Viagra-Laced Beer

It's no big secret that most Americans aren't all that fascinated by the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton, which will take place this Friday at Westminster Abby.

But here's something about it that might get a rise out of you: Scottish brewing company Brew Dog is celebrating the occasion by releasing a "Royal Virility Performance" ale, which, according to its website, is laced with herbal Viagra, chocolate, goat weed and "a healthy dose of sarcasm."

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Passenger Attacks Flight Attendant With Nail Clippers
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Passenger Attacks Flight Attendant With Nail Clippers

An Alitalia Flight heading to Rome from Paris was forced to make a detour stop in Libya on Sunday after a passenger grew increasingly agitated mid-journey.

According to CNN, flight attendants were eventually forced to immobilize the man after he tried attacking a flight attendant with his nail clippers.

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Debut of 3-D Porn Breaks Box Office Records!!!

I read about this months ago.  I talked, on-air, about how this was going to be the beginning of something big.  But I didn't realize it would be THIS big. 

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Eritera Is World’s Most Expensive Place to Buy Gas
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Eritrea Is World’s Most Expensive Place to Buy Gas

Gas prices are utterly crazy!

Last week, the average cost of gasoline in the United States was $3.84. In places like Los Angeles, the price has jumped to $4.23 a gallon. These increases are correlated to conflicts in Middle Eastern oil-producing nations.

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One Reason Why It Sucks To Be A Dentist in Canada

Yes, we have some strange laws in this country, mostly outdated ones that just haven't ever been taken off the books. Here in Texas, did you know it's illegal to take more than 3 sips from a beer while standing? Or,  that there's a law that prohibits the shooting of a Buffalo from a 2nd  story hotel window? That is strange. Every state has some, but here's one from our neighbors in the great white north that may surprise you.

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Creepy, Not Corny, Pick Up Lines

But here's your winner, hands down. "Hey, excuse me...Can you help me? Let me get your opinion. Does this rag smell like chloraform?" Only Willem Dafoe could make that one any creepier.

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Trump’s Bid For Presidency Has Been “Busey’d”

"Gary Substance Abusey". Feared by the American Dental Association, Car Insurance companies and Presidential candidates alike.

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This Even Scared Me

I've got to admit that I was a little frightened when I saw this video. If it scared me, just imagine what it would do to kids.

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Most Royal Weddings Suck, But Not This One

This video IS funny. It's not "somebody getting hurt kind of funny". That kind of stuff is hard to beat. But it's , at minimum, slightly more than entertaining.

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Geoffrey Mutai Runs Fastest Marathon Ever
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Geoffrey Mutai Runs Fastest Marathon Ever

Kenyan Geoffrey Mutai won the Boston Marathon on Monday, finishing in 2 hours, 3 minutes, 2 seconds, the fastest 26.2 miles in history.

But, alas, there's a catch: Even though Mutai beat the previous record by 57 seconds, because there was a strong tailwind on a downhill course, Mutai's time won't be recognized. In fact, 2011 Boston Marathon runner-up and fellow-Kenyan Moses Mosop also surpassed the world record, finishing only four seconds behind Mutai.

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The preferred method for the "drunkorexic"...At least they won't puke up their dinenr.
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Are You a “Drunk-Orexic” ?

I suppose I should say it's an "alleged disorder", because I'm not fully convinced it's anything more than a character flaw.

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