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Drunk Man Mistakes Cigarettes for Cell Phone
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Drunk Man Mistakes Cigarettes for Cell Phone [VIDEO]

Cell phones can do many things these days, but you'd be hard-pressed to find one that also satisfies your nicotine craving.

Britain's Sun newspaper reports a drunk driver in Russia pulled over by police tried to make a call with a pack of cigarettes he thought was a cell phone.

Cops pulled over the would-be Marlboro Man after noticing he was driving erratically. When they stopped his vehicle, the man pretended his hand was a cell phone and he began trying to yak away.

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African Man Marries 107 Women
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African Man Marries 107 Women

Bello Maasaba is what you might call a ladies' man.

Maasaba is an Islamic faith healer in Niger who has married 107 women and fathered a whopping 185 children. Polygamy is common in the African country, but Maasaba's tally is high even by that nation’s standards.

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Man Tries to Smuggle Baby Animals Past Airport Security
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Man Tries to Smuggle Baby Animals Past Airport Security

In a bizarre twist, a first-class passenger was arrested this week after he was caught trying to smuggle two panthers, an Asiatic black bear, one macaque monkey and one marmoset in his luggage.

According to the Guardian, the suspect, Noor Mahmoodr, was charged with "possessing endangered wildlife and smuggling endangered wildlife." The animals were reportedly drugged at the time, and received immediate veterinary care after Mahmoodr was caught.

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BFF's enjoy a 15 break from work by sharing some gravy injected ice cream!
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New Study : Getting Fat is Contagious

If this headline is true, you should only hang out with Maria Shriver & The Olsen Twins. You won't catch it from them. You might catch "Bad Kennedy luck" from Maria or an unnatural attraction to Bob Sagget from the Olsens. But you won't catch fat.

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Boy Skirts Uniform Rule Change By Wearing Skirt to School
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Boy Skirts Uniform Rule Change By Wearing Skirt to School

Up until two years ago, the boys at the Impington Village College in England were allowed to wear shorts during the warmer months, while the girls were allowed to wear skirts.

That all changed when a new school policy banned the wearing of shorts at school - a surprising decision, considering that the girls' dress code remained the same.

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Tales From The Crypt Star With New Video

Okay, I'm being told now that it's not actually the crypt keeper, but actually Maria Schriver. I am soooo embarrassed by my mistake.

Forgive me.

On a serious note, Arnold and Maria have officially separated. Wow. Didn't see that one coming. They've been together a long time.

I've long heard rumors that Arnold was secretly, gravely ill and that Maria had temporarily suspended plans to leave him. It would've besmirched her good name if she had left him at a time of illness. But as it turns out, the doctors were wrong. It's not a Tuma.

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World’s Oldest Couple Married After 30-Year Wait
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World’s Oldest Couple Married After 30-Year Wait [VIDEO]

About 30 years ago, Rose Pollard -- now 90 -- was proposed to by her ballroom dancing partner, Forrest Lunway. Instead of saying yes, though, Pollard told Lunway that she'd marry him only after he hit the big 100.

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Cuban Strives to Beat World Record With 268-Foot Cigar
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Cuban Strives to Beat World Record With 268-Foot Cigar

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Bush Gets in on the Action

I guess the former president felt a little left out by all this "Obama-Osama" stuff. So he turned a local Sizzler Steakhouse into his own personal "National Address". Miss him yet?

Enjoy this video.

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Marijuana Found Growing Outside Osama bin Laden's Compound
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Marijuana Found Growing Outside Osama bin Laden’s Compound

For those wondering what recently killed terrorist leader Osama bin Laden did to pass the time at his secret compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, we may have an answer.

According to the NY Daily News (via CNN), small crops of marijuana were found in the deserted lots on the compound's perimeter.

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Actual MSN Headline : “Fat People Have Bad Sex”

That was the actual headline, before someone at MSN changed it to the more PC "Study Links Obesity and Sex Issues". I'm assuming that someone complained. I realize that it's a "weighty" issue. Pun intended

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Osama bin Laden Rises From the Dead, Starts Tweeting
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Osama bin Laden Rises From the Dead, Starts Tweeting

Twitter has seen some zany faux-accounts lately, including a NY Bronx Zoo snake escapee, Adolf Hitler and some random guy's liver.

So when Osama Bin Laden rose from the dead and began tweeting via numerous accounts on Sunday night, it was only a little strange.

Mostly, though, it was funny.

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