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Are You a “Drunk-Orexic” ?

I suppose I should say it's an "alleged disorder", because I'm not fully convinced it's anything more than a character flaw.

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Burger King Japan Adds 1,160-Calorie ‘Meat Monster’ to Menu
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Burger King Japan Adds 1,160-Calorie ‘Meat Monster’ to Menu

If -- for some reason -- you ever wanted to consume more than half (or in some cases almost all) of your daily allotment for calorie intake with one burger, you're in luck. All you have to do is chow down on the newest menu item at Burger King in Japan.

The behemoth sandwich, dubbed "Meat Monster," contains a minimum of 1,160 calories.

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Dear Penthouse, I never thought anything like this would really happen to me...
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Vice President Van Winkle

It may not stack up to George Bush Sr. yacking in a Foreign dignatary's lap, but it's always funny to catch an American statesman doing something so...Human.

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These hep cats wanna square dance!!
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Here’s One For All You Hillbilly/Video Game Nerds

Maybe it's just that I grew up in the Smoky Mountains, in East Tennessee. Maybe it's that I played a lot of Nintendo as a kid. But something about this spoke to my heart.

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Death By Pasta

No, it wasn't the calories. Nor was it a case of eating oneself to death. It was literally death by pasta in Toronto, Ontario earlier this week, when a man who works in a pasta factory actually fell in to a pasta making machine. The 26 year old man was working at the machine when according to a relative of a worker, his shirt got caught in the machine, and it pulled him in head first.

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A Local Werewolf Eats the Human ear of a missing Inmate at the Victoria Jail.
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Victoria : Dumb Criminals ?

I know Victoria is more known for it's #2 national ranking in murders per capita. We focus on our violent crime here in South Texas. I guess criminals here have their priorities straight. Go ahead. Blame on all on "gang activity".

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The Blue Chair of Fertility

Want to get pregnant? Then, you might want to visit a hotel in England, where there's a chair sitting in the lobby that's been dubbed "the fertility chair." I would not make this stuff up, no sir. According to a report, 7 hotel staff members have become pregnant in the past 18 months, and they all have something in common...they all sat in the ominous Blue Chair of Fertility.

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She Thought it was a "gland problem"
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See!! It’s Not a Gland Problem!!!

You've been looking for an excuse, haven't you? It can't be that you just got lazy. It can't be that you're just apathetic. It must be a gland problem, right? In a strange way it might be a gland problem. The glands that produced your children.

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Anti-Porn Politician Resigns After Getting Caught Downloading Porn
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Anti-Porn Politician Resigns After Getting Caught Downloading Porn

Getting caught looking at Internet porn can be embarrassing, but it's rarely a big deal. Unless of course you're a member of a political party railing against pornography.

An Indonesian member of parliament was caught downloading an X-rated video from the Internet. Mr. Arifinto hastily resigned after his screen was photographed during a parliamentary session. He'd previously spearheaded Indonesia's 2008 anti-porn bill.

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The very evil Justin Bieber cold heartedly brags about how many working legs he has!
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Justin Bieber Impersonator…This Is Just Creepy

Okay. This is my problem with Justin Bieber. Anybody who can be impersonated so well by a chick, AIN'T right. The girl didn't even really have to do anything differently either. Worse yet, something about "her" reminds me of Tom Brady too. He's purdy. The video is here.

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-Year-Old Lady Accidentally Shuts Down Armenian Internet
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75-Year-Old Lady Accidentally Shuts Down Armenian Internet

You know how full of rage you get when your favorite website is down or when your Internet connection is acting finicky?

Well, imagine a country-wide outage that lasted for half a day -- all because a 75-year-old woman accidentally clipped the wrong cable.

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Karma is Awesome!

Isn't it great when some fool is trying to do something wrong, and they end up getting bitten in the buttocks for it? Like in the movies, or on television. We all cheer when they get theirs, right? So it went for a guy in England.

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