Carol Brady Had Crabs
OMG!!! This is the best story to come along in some time. Florence Henderson, who is now 77 years old, has written a memoir that reveals all kinds of dirt.
She had crabs, back in the 1960′s. But more interesting than the fact that she had crabs, is who she caught them from.
The Former Mayor of New York City.
John Lindsay was a career politician that, not only was the mayor of NYC from 1966-1973, but also launched a presidential campaign in 1972.
She was married at the time. So was he.
He died in 2000 and his wife died in 2004, so I guess the dirt is all fair game now.
My favorite excerpt that I’ve read from the memoir, so far, is this little gem :
“Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate but cross over all socioeconomic strata,” Henderson writes. “He must have had quite the active life. What a way to put the kibosh on a relationship.”
It’s true, Crabs don’t care if you’re rich and famous.
My biggest question now is…Did she give’em to Greg?
No wonder Mr. Brady was always avoiding her and working on “blue prints” in his study. That and of course the fact that he enjoyed the company of men.
Read the yahoo news article below.