Okay, I'm being told now that it's not actually the crypt keeper, but actually Maria Schriver. I am soooo embarrassed by my mistake.
On a serious note, Arnold and Maria have officially separated. Wow. Didn't see that one coming. They've been together a long time.
I've long heard rumors that Arnold was secretly, gravely ill and that Maria had temporarily suspended plans to leave him. It would've besmirched her good name if she had left him at a time of illness. But as it turns out, the doctors were wrong. It's not a Tuma.