Tales From The Crypt Star With New Video
Okay, I’m being told now that it’s not actually the crypt keeper, but actually Maria Shriver. I am soooo embarrassed by my mistake.
On a serious note, Arnold and Maria have officially separated. Wow. Didn’t see that one coming. They’ve been together a long time.
I’ve long heard rumors that Arnold was secretly, gravely ill and that Maria had temporarily suspended plans to leave him. It would’ve besmirched her good name if she had left him at a time of illness. But as it turns out, the doctors were wrong. It’s not a Tuma.
Okay, this time I am seriously going to be serious. This Hollywood / Washington DC power couple deserve that much, right?
I’m not too worried. They’ll be bock.
I wonder if Maria told him to go to hell and he said “you first”.
I am secretly a sad human being : ( I can’t control myself.
For real though, check out this video that Maria released.