Man Arrested For Trying To Have Sex With Van

Some people have a huge love of cars. And some people take that love to the next level. That's what happened to a man in Dayton, OH on Tuesday of this week. Dayton police received a call from a concerned citizen that reported a man with his pants down swinging from a stop sign.

When police arrived they found Michael Henson almost completely naked except for his boxers which were pulled down and a pair of shoes. Henson apparently was attempting to stick his gear shift into the grill of a parked van. And by gear shift I really mean....well...you get the idea.

Police arrested Henson. He was charged with two counts of public indecency and is currently being held in the Montgomery County Jail.

At the very least Henson could have tried putting the moves on a better car. A Corvette..Cadillac or Lincoln perhaps? But a van? Some people just have no standards.