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Senator Hutchison In Victoria To Say Goodbye

The senior United States Senator from Texas Kay Bailey Hutchison was in Victoria this morning making a swing through south Texas expressing her gratitude to her constituents for their support over the last 18 years while she served in the Senate.  Hutchison is retiring from the Senate after serving three terms.  The reception for the Senator was held at the historic

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O’Connor Press Conference on Death of 4 Year Old

The press conference with Victoria County Sheriff T. Michael O’Connor has just wrapped up. O’Connor stated that at approximately 8PM last night a report was made to his office regarding a missing child. Deputie

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MIT’s Supersonic Biplane Pretty Darn Close to Teleporting

Airplane design has remained pretty standardized over the last century or so – sure, some people goof around with funky wings and weird engines, but for the most part the single-wing design has been large and in charge. Things are about to change.

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How Do These People Have Time For THIS Crap?

I've said it before. I don't have time for TV. Don't have time for video games. For Pete's sake, I barely have time to take a dump. Sad but true. So I find it hard to believe that ANYONE could possibly have so little to do, that they can participate in something this asinine.

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15 Years Ago Today, “Dolly” The Sheep Was Revealed

I remember a friend asking, "whad'ya mean they cloned a sheep? And who's they?" They = Scientists. Cloned = replicated a living creature, cell by cell. Creepy, huh? Think it stopped there? Don't be foolish.

If YOU could clone someone or something, who would it be?

Here's my take...

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Whitney Houston : Bobby Brown’d To Death. Here’s our Tribute.

I think this should be listed as the official cause of her death. "Bobby Brown'd" to death. But she was a big girl and made her own choices too. Let us not forget teh spectacle we saw during that Barbara Waa-Waa interview a few years ago, when she famously said, "crack is wack".

In honor of her passing, I will leave you with this stirring rendition of a famous Whitney Houston song, performed by an obese, oriental kid, whos sports a $5 hair cut and, for what it's worth, a pretty decent voice. But, man...that hair cut. Wow. Enjoy.

PS - I won $50 on my celebrity death pool!

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Memphis 40+ Years Behind

It seems like every major city in America has an MLK Blvd or Ave or St, right? Ironically Memphis hasn't...until now.

Good, Lawd...It's 2012!!! Despite what happened there in April of 1968, Memphis IS 65% African American. Now I don't care one way or the other, but I was quite surprised to find out that Memphis is JUST NOW adding a street named after Martin Luther King.

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Justin Sullivan, Getty Images
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Canadian Advocacy Group Wants Government to Give Free Booze to Alcoholics

Canada seems like a pretty normal country, except for the constant use of the word "eh."  They've also  given us plenty of great music, Canadian bacon, and having been born and raised near Detroit, Mich., located  right across the river from Windsor, Ontario, I can attest to the fact that you can get some of the best and most potent beer in the world there. The country also has a few quirks, like the fact that there's only one road across the entire nation, and the cars have square wheels, a couple of facts that I learned from watching South Park.  But did you know there's an advocacy group that wants to give free booze to alcoholics?

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“Lady Chinky Eyes”?

Would you like a side of racism with your pizza, sir? If so, head to Papa John's.

An unsuspecting customer, of Asian heritage, picked up a pizza from Papa Johns and was shocked at what came with the pizza.

The receipt, printed out from their in-store computer, has her name listed as "Lady Chink Eyes".

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Watch this 82-Year-Old Former Australian Prime Minister Chug a Beer [VIDEO]

During a cricket match in Sydney earlier this week, Bob Hawke, Australia’s 82-year old former Prime Minister, casually and quickly obliged a fan’s request that he slam a plastic cup full of beer, effectively claiming the title of World’s Coolest Retired Leader.

We need an American

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North Korea Should be Thankful For Justin Bieber

Technically, EVERYONE should be thankful for the wonderfully talented Justin Bieber. But especially North Korea. Watch this vid.

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Andy Richter’s Obituary for Kim Jong-il Is Hilariously Inaccurate [VIDEO]

‘Conan’ sidekick Andy Richter has no idea who Kim Jong-il is, but that didn’t stop him from doing a video obituary for him on Monday’s show.

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