A clever title can really make or break a pornography film (Haha, we called it a ‘film!’) Some of the best parody titles we’ve seen have been in the porn industry: ‘A Clockwork Orgy,’ ‘Flesh Gordon,’ ‘Good Will Humping,’ ‘Inspect Her Gadget’…Okay, we’ll stop. ‘The Sperminator?’
Looking like a tourist is embarassing. Maybe it’s because it makes us think of our Dads: Their vacation getup of the dreaded sock-and- sandal combo, goofy hat and camera around the neck. Even the word “
This past Sunday, I found myself in Times Square following a crowd of mostly men, some with cowbells, chanting “Free your breasts, free your mind!” It took quite a few minutes for me to see any boobs, as the small group of protesters was flanked on all sides by eager onlookers.
Summer is one of our favorite times to booze. There’s nothing like cracking open a beer on the beach, or sipping on a whiskey on the back porch in a T-shirt and shorts. Though our favorite season is beginning to wane, east coasters are still smack in the middle of hurricane season, which runs from June 1- November 30th.
Lots of restaurants have a schtick: Dick’s Last Resort in Las Vegas makes their patrons don huge paper hats with insults written on them, while Modern Toilet in Taiwan offers diners the chance to eat while sitting on a toilet bowl.
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