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Harley Myles

15 Questions with Harley Myles

Hometown : Knoxville, Tennessee...At the foothills of the Smokey Mountains!!!  You gotta admit, my teeth are impressive for a real live hillbilly.

Birth Date : June 3rd, 1978

Sign : Yield


Marital Status : Happily married to Ashley since 2003


Kids : One beautiful little girl, born in 2006


Pets : Two vicious Weiner Dogs named Willie and Waylon


Favorite Artists and Albums : My tastes are pretty eclectic.  So I'm gonna leave that one alone.  It would take a lot of explaining.  Let's just say I love music.


First Concert Attended : David Allan Coe at "The Cotton Eyed Joe" in Knoxville.  I was fifteen, on house arrest, got in using my older cousin's I.D., and above all else...Went with my dad, on a school night!!!!  Thanks Dad!!!  Definitely not the kind of thing you ever forget.  I may have been to others before that, but I've blocked out a lot of my childhood, so who the hell knows??  The DAC show rocked.


Favorite Actors : Jack Nicholson, Edward Norton,  Jim Carrey, & Phillip Seymour Hoffman, if I had to pick only a few.


Favorite movies : Dumb & Dumber, Fight Club, American Beauty, The World According to Garp...This list could go on and on. The Secret and What the Bleep Do We Know?  are both highly inspirational movies I would recommend to anyone too.


Favorite TV Show : The 700 Club.  That Pat Robertson's a great actor!!!  Wait...You mean, he's being serious????


Favorite Books.Authors : Anything by Jack Kerouac or Hunter S. Thompson is cool.  Jack Handy is my favorite comedy writer.  And David Icke is my favorite controversial researcher and author.


Favorite Sports Team : I bleed Orange!!!!  Not burnt Orange though!!!  I'm a huge University of Tennessee Volunteers Football fan.  The real U.T. !!!   Honestly, huge is an understatement.  I'm one of these freaks that subscibe to recruiting magazines and websites, and pretend that it's college football season all year long.  I'm not proud.


Nick Name Growing Up : Bear.  Most people that I grew up with, still call me Bear.  I grunted a lot as a child, and my mom said I sounded like a bear.  Then as I staretd to play sports, the name stuck with my coaches and teammates, until eventually nobody even knew that wasn't my real name.  When I changed High Schools, I avoided letting anyone at the new high school know that's what people called me.  Since then, I've been called "White Chocolate", "Mandingo", or "Sir Harles".


People Would Be Shocked If They Knew : I'm a country songwriter.  Eventually, I want to make that my full-Time Career.  Good career, huh???  I'll spend my days waiting on the mail to deliver my royalty checks.  I could give up radio for that.  ALSO, I'm missing 1/2 of my middle finger on my left hand.  Words to the wise : Don't fall out of graces with a police trained German Shepherd, especially when you're seven years old and he outweighs you.  I'm lucky, I'm not missing my whole hand.  It makes for some great party tricks now, though.

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Nancy Grace farted during her post-dance interview.

First a "wardrobe malfunction". Now This. Signing on for this show may have been a very bad idea for her.

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Hot For Teacher…Hot For Student

I was just talking a few days ago about how it's been a while since I saw anything about a female teacher getting busted for getting it on with a male student. There for a while it seemed like an epidemic.

But then it happened. I read a story about just that, coming out of Canada this time. So I decided to implement my idea of a visual slide show of all the infamous teachers that have gone this route. But wouldn't ya know it? CBS beat me to it.

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Poop Splash…Let’s Stop it Once and For All

The guy who is conducting this experiment, in this video, is right. "Poop Splash" is something we have all experienced. It is also something that we could all do without.

This guy has put together an interesting experiment about "poop splash". So put on your goggles and lab coat and let's get dumping.

Enjoy the vid.

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Don’t Wanna Cook For Thanksgiving? Ok…But Where Can You Eat?

I know in bigger cities, there's a multitude of dining establishments to choose from, lots of which are open on Thanksgiving day. But what about here in Victoria?

Our research department (i.e., some bums we found in the woods behind the station), spent the better part of a day contacting local eateries to find out who's open and who's not. So we've put together a list to help you better make plans to spend Turkey Day out on the town! Here's our Top Five.

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Courtesy of flickr.com
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“The Great Blanket Humping Incident of 2011″

It has long been a source of humor, to catch my dog, "Waylon", humping his favorite blanket. The same blanket that my wife has begged me to throw away for two years. But I let him keep it because I know he enjoys it so much.

But there was nothing humorous or joyous about what occured last night. Believe you, me.

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courtesy of www.eonline.com
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Is Nicholas Cage a Vampire???

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Hilarious Promo For Charlie Sheen Roast

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Ben & Jerry’s New Flavor : “Schweddy Balls”

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"Schweddy Balls".

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Cat Bullies are a Real Problem

People, you know me. I'm not an advocate of cutesy videos. Giggling kids and kittens don't usually impress me. There are a couple of exceptions though. Keyboard Cat is perhaps my favorite internet phenomenon of all time. Even more so than "Chocolate Rain". But this cat takes the cake.

He's a bully. He's got a serious mean streak. Watch what he does to his little "friend". Just watch for yourself.

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