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Harley Myles

15 Questions with Harley Myles

Hometown : Knoxville, Tennessee...At the foothills of the Smokey Mountains!!!  You gotta admit, my teeth are impressive for a real live hillbilly.

Birth Date : June 3rd, 1978

Sign : Yield

Marital Status : Happily married to Ashley since 2003

Kids : One beautiful little girl, born in 2006

Pets : Two vicious Weiner Dogs named Willie and Waylon

Favorite Artists and Albums : My tastes are pretty eclectic.  So I'm gonna leave that one alone.  It would take a lot of explaining.  Let's just say I love music.

First Concert Attended : David Allan Coe at "The Cotton Eyed Joe" in Knoxville.  I was fifteen, on house arrest, got in using my older cousin's I.D., and above all else...Went with my dad, on a school night!!!!  Thanks Dad!!!  Definitely not the kind of thing you ever forget.  I may have been to others before that, but I've blocked out a lot of my childhood, so who the hell knows??  The DAC show rocked.

Favorite Actors : Jack Nicholson, Edward Norton,  Jim Carrey, & Phillip Seymour Hoffman, if I had to pick only a few.

Favorite movies : Dumb & Dumber, Fight Club, American Beauty, The World According to Garp...This list could go on and on. The Secret and What the Bleep Do We Know?  are both highly inspirational movies I would recommend to anyone too.

Favorite TV Show : The 700 Club.  That Pat Robertson's a great actor!!!  Wait...You mean, he's being serious????

Favorite Books.Authors : Anything by Jack Kerouac or Hunter S. Thompson is cool.  Jack Handy is my favorite comedy writer.  And David Icke is my favorite controversial researcher and author.

Favorite Sports Team : I bleed Orange!!!!  Not burnt Orange though!!!  I'm a huge University of Tennessee Volunteers Football fan.  The real U.T. !!!   Honestly, huge is an understatement.  I'm one of these freaks that subscibe to recruiting magazines and websites, and pretend that it's college football season all year long.  I'm not proud.

Nick Name Growing Up : Bear.  Most people that I grew up with, still call me Bear.  I grunted a lot as a child, and my mom said I sounded like a bear.  Then as I staretd to play sports, the name stuck with my coaches and teammates, until eventually nobody even knew that wasn't my real name.  When I changed High Schools, I avoided letting anyone at the new high school know that's what people called me.  Since then, I've been called "White Chocolate", "Mandingo", or "Sir Harles".

People Would Be Shocked If They Knew : I'm a country songwriter.  Eventually, I want to make that my full-Time Career.  Good career, huh???  I'll spend my days waiting on the mail to deliver my royalty checks.  I could give up radio for that.  ALSO, I'm missing 1/2 of my middle finger on my left hand.  Words to the wise : Don't fall out of graces with a police trained German Shepherd, especially when you're seven years old and he outweighs you.  I'm lucky, I'm not missing my whole hand.  It makes for some great party tricks now, though.

Bikini Soccer
Courtesy of busted coverage

Women’s Bikini Clad Soccer Team

Wherever there is a legitimate sport, where women are fighting hard to be recognized as competitors, there are hotter women, who are willing to exploit themselves, and overshadow the actual athletes.

But This particular "bikini sporting event" isn't exactly like that. This is an actual Women's pro soccer team in Russia that is just cash strapped enough to pull such a stunt, to put butts in the seats. They've promised to play their next match, wearing only bikinis.

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UFO’s Over London?

Regardless of your opinions and personal theories about what UFO's are, you've got to admit that videos like this are puzzling. What the hell is it we're seeing and what are they up to?

Considering they're over London, maybe it's a small group of Alien, Missionary dentists, doing what our doctors and such do in third world countries. Perhaps the aliens were transmitted pictures of British Teeth and decided to come here and do something about it.

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Monkeys Make Me Happy

Go ahead and try to be in a bad mood when you watch a moneky video. Just try. It's impossible. Monkey's make life better.

You can put a monkey, of any shape or size, into almost any situation, and it's an instant classic. This video is the same. I only wish he was smoking and drinking too.

You can't trust a monkey, or in this case a Gorilla, that doesn't smoke or drink.

Enjoy this web gem.

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Harley sports his Father's Day gifts
Photo by Amory Gritta

Does Anyone Respect Father’s Day?

Maybe if you're a single dad, rearing your children on your own, Father's day would be a big deal.  But otherwise, it's completely second fiddle to Mother's day.  It's a double standard. 

The difference: Guys don't care.

Women enjoy getting cards and flowers.  Guys can take it or leave it.

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Happy Hotdog Man…Pure Genius

Having three kids, Five and younger, I know that sometimes you have to make food "fun", if you want it be eaten. But this seems like a bit of a stretch.

And it also seems there would be nefarious uses for this "technology". Anybody remember Lorena Bobbit?

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Getty Images
Getty Images

Murder Plot : Swords?? Really??

If some D-bad photographer slides under the stall door while Britney Spears is dropping a deuce...tough. She made $30 million last year, making people want to slide under the stall door.

Don't come crying to me.

Floor plans and diagrams of a celebrity's house is a bold new step in this "fame" thing though.

Especially if the two guys obtaining them plan to murder you with SWORDS!!!

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Image Courtesy of Reuters TV
Image Courtesy of Reuters TV

End of the World May Be Sooner Than He thought

Well, at least for him. Harold Camping, the old fool that predicted the "Rapture" and the end of the world, sending wackos everywhere into a frenzy less than a month ago, evidently has had a stroke.

Cue the Billy Squier.

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