How Do These People Have Time For THIS Crap?

I've said it before.  I don't have time for TV. Don't have time for video games. For Pete's sake, I barely have time to take a dump.  Sad but true.  So I find it hard to believe that ANYONE could possibly have so little to do, that they can participate in something this asinine. 

But still...here they are. 

Come to think of it, how the hell do you even have time to watch this video?  Slacker!!!  Watch it and get back to solving the world's problems.  You'll likely walk away from this feeling a little better about yourself.