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Harley Myles

15 Questions with Harley Myles

Hometown : Knoxville, Tennessee...At the foothills of the Smokey Mountains!!!  You gotta admit, my teeth are impressive for a real live hillbilly.

Birth Date : June 3rd, 1978

Sign : Yield

Marital Status : Happily married to Ashley since 2003

Kids : One beautiful little girl, born in 2006

Pets : Two vicious Weiner Dogs named Willie and Waylon

Favorite Artists and Albums : My tastes are pretty eclectic.  So I'm gonna leave that one alone.  It would take a lot of explaining.  Let's just say I love music.

First Concert Attended : David Allan Coe at "The Cotton Eyed Joe" in Knoxville.  I was fifteen, on house arrest, got in using my older cousin's I.D., and above all else...Went with my dad, on a school night!!!!  Thanks Dad!!!  Definitely not the kind of thing you ever forget.  I may have been to others before that, but I've blocked out a lot of my childhood, so who the hell knows??  The DAC show rocked.

Favorite Actors : Jack Nicholson, Edward Norton,  Jim Carrey, & Phillip Seymour Hoffman, if I had to pick only a few.

Favorite movies : Dumb & Dumber, Fight Club, American Beauty, The World According to Garp...This list could go on and on. The Secret and What the Bleep Do We Know?  are both highly inspirational movies I would recommend to anyone too.

Favorite TV Show : The 700 Club.  That Pat Robertson's a great actor!!!  Wait...You mean, he's being serious????

Favorite Books.Authors : Anything by Jack Kerouac or Hunter S. Thompson is cool.  Jack Handy is my favorite comedy writer.  And David Icke is my favorite controversial researcher and author.

Favorite Sports Team : I bleed Orange!!!!  Not burnt Orange though!!!  I'm a huge University of Tennessee Volunteers Football fan.  The real U.T. !!!   Honestly, huge is an understatement.  I'm one of these freaks that subscibe to recruiting magazines and websites, and pretend that it's college football season all year long.  I'm not proud.

Nick Name Growing Up : Bear.  Most people that I grew up with, still call me Bear.  I grunted a lot as a child, and my mom said I sounded like a bear.  Then as I staretd to play sports, the name stuck with my coaches and teammates, until eventually nobody even knew that wasn't my real name.  When I changed High Schools, I avoided letting anyone at the new high school know that's what people called me.  Since then, I've been called "White Chocolate", "Mandingo", or "Sir Harles".

People Would Be Shocked If They Knew : I'm a country songwriter.  Eventually, I want to make that my full-Time Career.  Good career, huh???  I'll spend my days waiting on the mail to deliver my royalty checks.  I could give up radio for that.  ALSO, I'm missing 1/2 of my middle finger on my left hand.  Words to the wise : Don't fall out of graces with a police trained German Shepherd, especially when you're seven years old and he outweighs you.  I'm lucky, I'm not missing my whole hand.  It makes for some great party tricks now, though.


Rip was Ripped – Classic Mugshot Revisited!

"If you want to have a dodge ball victory, you've got to grab it by it's haunches and hump it into submission".

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball".

Great quotes from one of my favorite actors...Rip Torn. One of the greatest names in Hollywood too! He's turning 81 today! So in honor of his b-day, I thought I would share his mugshot from a few years ago, taken after he got drunk and attempted to "withdraw" money from a bank, brandishing a handgun.

Ain't it a thing of beauty?

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Complete FAIL at being funny

5 Seconds of Jay Leno Kills a Funny 2 Minute Video!

Jay Leno is corny. Not Funny. Corny. He's not been funny in a loooooong time. His five second cameo in this commercial for the new Honda Acura, starring Jerry Seinfeld, in my opinion, ruins what would've been a funny ad.

Watch the commercial and see if you agree.

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This is Begging For the Photoshop Treatment

Holy Crap! Have to quote Austin Powers on this one..."It's a man, baby!" PLEASE somebody photoshop a presidential candidate, Justin Bieber or Scott Baio's face on there. What do you think? Sexy or not?

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There's a Needle in my Butt

No Roids Needed For a Perfect Inning Against the Horns!

Roger Clemens in Forty-Nine years old. He is actually only two months older than Jamie Moyer, the oldest current player in MLB. Is Fifty too old to play baseball? Probably not by today's standards. Especially if he juiced it up. Did a little Deca Durabolin or maybe a little HGH on the side. That would certianly help a Fifty year old attempting a comeback.

But Unfortunately, we all know that they Rocket is above that...right?

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Funeral Processions = Stupid. Just Stupid.

I hate'em. They're just stupid. Sorry to offend anyone. But then again, what kind of moron would be offended because I think causing people to be late for appointments and obligations, because there's one hundred cars going at a snail's pace is...STUPID?

It is, what it is. Seems to me, there are far better ways to honor a deceased loved one than with a friggin' TRAFFIC JAM.

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just turr-a-bull

Church Singing Doesn’t Get ANY Worse Than This!

Trust me, growing up Pentecostal in the The Smoky Mountains of Eastern Tennessee, I got to hear LOTS of gospel singing. LOTS. There was good. There was bad. Just like with any kind of music.

Then there's...this.

I'm not really sure what's going on in this video. I would imemdiately dismiss this as some kind of internet fake to get a few cheap laughs. But after watching my share of first "first rounds" on American Idol, I fully realize there are some UBER dillusional people in this word, when it comes to hyping their own talents.

WARNING : You can't "un-see" or "un-hear" this. Once you've played this video, it will forever be lodged in your memory.

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He's no Chuck Norris

Need Some Trees on Your Property Cleared For Cheap?

At some point in your life, if you own land, you'll likely need a tree cleared off of your property for one reason or another. But MAN, can that get costly.

Maybe you should retain the services of the guy in this video. It's bound to be cheaper and a whole lot more entertaining to watch.

Check it out.

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Lil Bad ass

Think Little Girls Aren’t Tough? This Video Will Change Your Mind

This girl is hardcore. She's the new Axl Rose. Cute? Debatable. I'm not one of those people that think every kid is cute, just because they're kids. Is she Hardcore? Hell, yeah. She rocks. Check it out.

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Super Bowl is Two Weeks Away…Let the Commercial Leaks Begin

I don't know if it will sell any Volkswagons or not, but this commercial will definitely be one of the bigger hits of Super Bowl Sunday.

Ever laid awake in bed wondering what a random pack of dogs singing the Imperial March Song from Star Wars would sound like? you can die without feeling like the good lord jipped ya.

How it's done? I have no clue. Quit asking questions. Just enjoy the commercial.

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