Here we go. Time for Justin Bieber to record a cover of "Billie Jean". Can you believe that Justin Bieber is having to defend himself against claims that he fathered a child?!?

Have his testicles even dropped yet?

What would make this story even better, would be if the accusor was just some hideous, atrocious troll of a woman.

Yeah,  like that.

The "female" making these claims is 20.

What do you think?

Okay...I admit it, this was just an excuse to use that picture.