There is Now a Dating App for People Who Love Bacon
Oscar Mayer‘s latest gimmick is a dating app to help bacon lovers meet one another. Or in this case MEAT one another....see what I did there?
The app is called Sizzl and it uses GPS to find other app users locally or nationwide, and similar to the way Tinder works, users “like” photos they find smokin’ (we’re talking about bacon after all), and if both “like” each other’s profiles, they are directed to a messaging platform where they can get to know one another.
Some of the questions the app asks potential daters are:
What kind of bacon do you love the most?
Pork
Turkey
Both
What type of bacon do you prefer?
Hardwood smoked for a really long time
Thick Cut, because more is more
Maple and sweet like me
Lower Sodium!
If a friend tried to serve you bacon flavored with liquid sodium, you’d…
Stick it in their eye
Eat it politely, even though it’s clearly not that good
Discreetly crumble it in your napkin
How do you like your bacon cooked?
Chewy
Crispy
Burnt
If you’re on a date and there’s one strip of bacon left, you…
Take it, obviously
Generously give it away
Split it
The app will be available to download for six months.
Next up....the Weiner Mobile is available on Uber....just kidding but seriously how awesome would that be?