Are you in a band? Do you want to be in a band? If you answered yes to either question, then you may eventually have to deal with groupies.
Say what you will, but groupies can be a good thing, or a bad thing, depending on what city you happen to be playing, among other factors. In an effort to help you rockers make the most of (or protect yourself from) the inevitable groupies, we offer this advice from Steel Panther.