If you love dance parties, but just don't have it in you to physically move for more than 10 minutes without experiencing chest pain, here you go! This pop "danthology" squeezes 55 songs that got stuck in your head at the grocery store this year into eight minutes.
When it started, it seemed like it was going to be the greatest time ever, but now the journalists who were picked to accompany Rihanna on her 777 Tour have started to get restless. And take of their clothes. And chant protests. And tweet about it. Here are some of their messages to the world, to give you an idea of what's happening. (Read PopCrush's more thorough, but less funny, actual breakdown