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Porn Star Sponsors Soccer Team Because Sex and Sports Are One

Wonder if this team will be playing with blue balls.

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Horny Deaf Old Man Fined for Watching Porn Way Too Loud

Where does this guy get off?

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13 Terrible Jokes About the Man Who May (Or May Not Have Been) Crushed to Death By His 6-Ton Porn Collection

What a way to go.

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X-Rated Wedding Photo Is Basically Porn Magic

Getting married is every little girl's dream. A photo like this? Not usually.

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Clown Porn Searches Are Up Bonkers Percent

Clown sightings aren't the only thing people have seen more of in 2016.

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Pamela Anderson Urges Men to Stop Watching Porn, Says It’s ‘For Losers’

Former Playboy model Pamela Anderson and co-writer Rabbi Shmuley Boteach have written an op-ed for The Wall Street Journal in which they decry the consumption of pornography.

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Grandpa Steals the Show in Hilarious Pornhub Christmas Commercial

This holiday season give the gift every man needs. Actually, give the gift for every man's needs. Even grandpa's.

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Target Blasts Porn Over Loudspeaker, Take That Walmart

The background noise of American consumerism that is Muzak may soon give way to some more X-rated sounds.

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News Anchor’s X-Rated Theory About Amazon Disgusts Co-Host

Amazon is big business and this morning newsman thinks he knows why.

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Moms Guessing Porn Terms Is Icky Rolled Up in Ridiculous

Moms -- they know just about everything, right? Like Santa, they know when you've been naughty, they know when you've been nice. It turns out, though, there are some things they don't know.

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We Made the Top 2! 3 Texas Cities Among the Most in the U.S. to Google Porn

According to Google Trends, Texas has three of the top 10 cities in the U.S. that search for the word “porn” on the internet. But, don't worry because Victoria is not one of those cities. (whew!)

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Porn Star Marlen Doll Had Sex With Strangers for 12 Hours Because of Soccer

Chilean porn star Marlen Doll fulfilled a promise to have sex with strangers for 12 straight hours after her country defeated Australia in the World Cup.

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