Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak
Pamela Anderson Urges Men to Stop Watching Porn, Says It’s ‘For Losers’
Former Playboy model Pamela Anderson and co-writer Rabbi Shmuley Boteach have written an op-ed for The Wall Street Journal in which they decry the consumption of pornography.
Miss Teen USA Karlie Hay to Keep Her Crown Despite Racist Tweets
Karlie Hay posted an apology to Instagram about the offensive tweets she posted several years ago.
Elvis Presley’s Stepbrother Claims The King’s Overdose Was Intentional
It’s been nearly 40 years since Elvis Presley was found dead in his home of an accidental drug overdose, but a new book alleges the late star's death was intentional.
Amy Schumer Spoofs ‘Catfish’ With Ferret Enthusiast Jake Gyllenhaal
Schumer parodied the MTV show with a twist-filled skit called 'Katfish.'
Charlie Sheen Under Criminal Investigation By LAPD
An LAPD spokesperson confirmed, "Charlie Sheen is listed as a suspect in this investigation."
Elton John’s Former Bodyguard Is Suing Him for Sexual Harassment
The complaint states that said “unwelcome touching” happened several times over the course of Wenninger’s 12 year employment with John.
Sarah Palin to Preside Over TV Courtroom, Has No Qualifications to Do So
Sarah Palin may be headed to television as a courtroom judge, despite having no actual real-world experience as one.
A Fifth Installment of ‘Indiana Jones’ Is On the Way
Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford have both signed on to direct and star in the movie, respectively.
Ariana Grande Pokes Fun at Enunciation Skills in ‘SNL’ Promo Clips
Ariana will serve as the host and musical guest on this week's episode of 'SNL.'
Mindy Kaling, Kate Hudson + More Celebs Recite Kanye West’s Tweets
"You MAY be talented, but you're not Kanye West."
Jared Leto Gifted ‘Suicide Squad’ Cast With Dead Pig
"He gave some really horrific gifts," explained fellow Suicide Squad actor Viola Davis.
Johnny Depp Stars as Donald Trump in Star-Studded ‘Funny or Die’ Spoof
The 50-minute 'Funny or Die' film also features Ron Howard, Henry Winkler, Patton Oswalt and Kristen Schaal.