hot mess of the day

The Qwerty Family — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Christmas morning at the Qwerty house.
Attendees: 3/4 of family technically present, but all texting someone else.
Family Tradition: Sitting around the fire and playing Farmville together.
Family Motto: “Tag me!"
Baby New Year — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Last man standing at the Ahnapee, Wisconsin Elk's Club New Years Extravaganza.
Occupation: Rocket scientist.
What he Was Saying While This Photo Was Taken: "Wanna see me make this milk disappear?"
What happened right after: A lot of vomiting, bu…
TIcklish Teddy — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Plainfield, NJ
Occupation: Loss prevention specialist at Bed Bath and Beyond.
Likes: Anything pink, unicorns,  walks on the beach, manicures.
Dislikes: Sandals, barefoot walks on the beach, pedicures.
His Motto: “The socks stay ON...
Brenda Bigcats — Hot Mess of the Day
Occupation: Webcam actress, docent at the Native American Heritage Museum, big cat enthusiast.
Secret Talent: Feeding cougar impression.
3 Things She Can’t Live Without: Peyote, wi-fi, and her leopard print Snuggie.
Her Motto: “Katmandu, but cat woman can do better...
Beauty and the Beast — Hot Mess of the Day
Names: Beauty and the Beast
How They Met: She lost a bet.
How He Tells People They Met: Fate.
Common Vice: Taking bets.
3 Things She Can’t Live Without: Compassion, a blindfold, and a really good sense of humor.
Why They Are Covered in Blood: "Due to a pending investigation, we w…
Theresa the Terrible — Hot Mess of the Day
Occupation: Full-time hair model, part-time dishrag.
Skills: Clogging shower drains, meeting new friends.
3 Things She Can’t Live Without: The "Whip My Hair Back And Forth" remix (only MP3 on her 1st generation iPod), Horse-grade hair conditioner, and a…

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