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The Qwerty Family — Hot Mess of the Day

Location: Christmas morning at the Qwerty house.

Attendees: 3/4 of family technically present, but all texting someone else.

Family Tradition: Sitting around the fire and playing Farmville together.

Family Motto: “Tag me!"

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Baby New Year — Hot Mess of the Day

Location: Last man standing at the Ahnapee, Wisconsin Elk's Club New Years Extravaganza.

Occupation: Rocket scientist.

What he Was Saying While This Photo Was Taken: "Wanna see me make this milk disappear?"

What happened right after: A lot of vomiting, but none by him.

His Motto: “Lettin' loose and drinkin' moo juice."

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TIcklish Teddy — Hot Mess of the Day

Location: Plainfield, NJ

Occupation: Loss prevention specialist at Bed Bath and Beyond.

Likes: Anything pink, unicorns,  walks on the beach, manicures.

Dislikes: Sandals, barefoot walks on the beach

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Binder Clip Benny — Hot Mess of the Day

Location: Venice Beach, CA

Occupation: Assistant Manager at Staples

Hobbies: Collecting human gasps.

Skills: Stretching everything to it's absolute limit.

His Motto: “Binder? I hardly know her!"

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Marry Me Melissa — Hot Mess of the Day

Location: Charm School.

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Sultry Santa — Hot Mess of the Day

Location: County lockup.

Achievements: Ruining Christmas for all five people pictured, and an estimated many more.

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The Real Rainman — Hot Mess of the Day

Occupation: Inventor, conservation specialist, and worry wart.

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Gary Griddlecakes — Hot Mess of the Day

Location: The pork capital of America, Iowa.

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Brenda Bigcats — Hot Mess of the Day

Occupation: Webcam actress, docent at the Native American Heritage Museum, big cat enthusiast.

Secret Talent: Feeding cougar impression.

3 Things She Can’t Live Without: Peyote, wi-fi, and her leopard print Snuggie.

Her Motto: “Katmandu, but cat woman can do b

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Beauty and the Beast — Hot Mess of the Day

Names: Beauty and the Beast

How They Met: She lost a bet.

How He Tells People They Met: Fate.

Common Vice: Taking bets.

3 Things She Can’t Live Without: Compassion, a blindfold, and a really good sense of humor.

Why They Are Covered in Blood: "Due to a pending investigation, we would rather

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Theresa the Terrible — Hot Mess of the Day

Occupation: Full-time hair model, part-time dishrag.

Skills: Clogging shower drains, meeting new friends.

3 Things She Can’t Live Without: The "Whip My Hair Back And Forth" remix (only MP3 on her 1st generation iPod), Horse-grade hair conditioner, and a back brace.

Her Motto: “ANIMAL!!!!!"

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Not-So-Little Boy Blue — Hot Mess of the Day

Name: Not-so-little Boy Blue

Location: The Tidy Bowl toilet cleaner factory

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