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Baby New Year — Hot Mess of the Day
Baby New Year — Hot Mess of the Day
Baby New Year — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Last man standing at the Ahnapee, Wisconsin Elk's Club New Years Extravaganza. Occupation: Rocket scientist. What he Was Saying While This Photo Was Taken: "Wanna see me make this milk disappear?" What happened right after: A lot of vomiting, but none by him...
TIcklish Teddy — Hot Mess of the Day
TIcklish Teddy — Hot Mess of the Day
TIcklish Teddy — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Plainfield, NJ Occupation: Loss prevention specialist at Bed Bath and Beyond. Likes: Anything pink, unicorns,  walks on the beach, manicures. Dislikes: Sandals, barefoot walks on the beach, pedicures. His Motto: “The socks stay ON...
Brenda Bigcats — Hot Mess of the Day
Brenda Bigcats — Hot Mess of the Day
Brenda Bigcats — Hot Mess of the Day
Occupation: Webcam actress, docent at the Native American Heritage Museum, big cat enthusiast. Secret Talent: Feeding cougar impression. 3 Things She Can’t Live Without: Peyote, wi-fi, and her leopard print Snuggie. Her Motto: “Katmandu, but cat woman can do better...
Beauty and the Beast — Hot Mess of the Day
Beauty and the Beast — Hot Mess of the Day
Beauty and the Beast — Hot Mess of the Day
Names: Beauty and the Beast How They Met: She lost a bet. How He Tells People They Met: Fate. Common Vice: Taking bets. 3 Things She Can’t Live Without: Compassion, a blindfold, and a really good sense of humor. Why They Are Covered in Blood: "Due to a pending investigation, we would rather not say...
Theresa the Terrible — Hot Mess of the Day
Theresa the Terrible — Hot Mess of the Day
Theresa the Terrible — Hot Mess of the Day
Occupation: Full-time hair model, part-time dishrag. Skills: Clogging shower drains, meeting new friends. 3 Things She Can’t Live Without: The "Whip My Hair Back And Forth" remix (only MP3 on her 1st generation iPod), Horse-grade hair conditioner, and a back brace...

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