hot mess of the day

Prodigy Pat — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Prodigy Pat
Location: Hartford, CT
Occupation: By day: Janitor at Hartford High School. By night: "Google Gatekeeper" at the Internet Nucleus Worldwide HQ, A.K.A. the Hartford HS computer lab, where he also lives, "for right now...
Terry the Teet — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Terry The Teet
Location: Newcastle, England
Occupation: Canine wet nurse.
Hobbies: Sudoku, erotic lactation.
5 Things She Can’t Live Without: Prenatal vitamins, trips to the pound, a portable pump, lollipops, and religion...
Darryl Droppings — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Darryl Droppings, "The Pied Piper of Flying Rats"
Location: Washington Square Park, Manhattan
Occupation: Professional spectacle.
Hobbies: Making new friends and "sending messages to them." (Unfortunately, these birds are not trained to deli…
Nana Necktats — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Nana Necktats
Location: Hell's Kitchen, NY
Occupations: Walmart greeter and prescription drug mule (primarily Cialis).
Hobbies:  Knitting, doom metal, baking with the grandkiddies, vandalism, collecting precious moments figurines, smashing precious moments figurines under…
Tabitha Tubesock — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Tabitha Tubesock
Location: Palm Springs, Florida
Occupation: Collections agent for Columbia House, on the overnight shift.
Hobbies:Dumpster divin', extreme coupon-in' and stayin' up all night.
6 Things I Can’t Live Without: Truck stop diners, podc…
Vulture and Pancake — Hot Mess of the Day
Names: Vulture and Pancake Marianelliolo-Manicotti-Stugots
Location: Deer Park, Long Island
Occupations: Tag-team duo of the Strong Island Gladiators, a local copycat league of the early 1990's TV show 'American Gladiators.' Matches are held every Friday at 8pm in the We…
Peaches N’ Creamy – Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Peaches N' Creamy (Shown above in reverse order)
Location: "Vegas. Well, a suburb of Vegas, temporarily."
Occupation: Freelance entertainment duo. Peaches is also a part-time counselor at Kiddie Tots Afterschool Play Emporium Timez...
Larry Lechuga — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Larry Lechuga
Location: Just outside the fence at Disney's Epcot Center.
Occupation: Produce distributor and hug philanthropist.
Spends His Free Time: Scaring the ever-loving guts out of everyone he meets.
Interests: Face painting, his vintage Doc Martin collection, …
She’s Got The Right (Angle) Stuff — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Bend Her
Occupation: Human chair
Interests: Gumby, Stretch Armstrong, pottery, flubber, Robert Patrick in Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Mister Fantastic from the Fantastic Four. I absolutely HATE pilates and yoga.
Hobbies: Pole dancing, lap dancing, no pants dancing, cheerleading, gymnastics, inven…