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Woman Who Was Robbed Finds Thief’s Phone and Rats Him Out to His Mother

Perhaps the only thing worse than getting in trouble with the law is getting in trouble with your parents.

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Supermarket Manager Takes Down Robber Who Returned to Store During News Report

They say thieves return to the scene of the crime, but they shouldn’t do it in the middle of a news story about a rash of thefts at said scene.

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Suspect Is Left Prune-Faced After Swimming for 7 Hours to Avoid Police

There’s nothing like a nice swim on a hot day, right?

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Teen Thieves Indentify Themselves in Photo Booth Pics
Anne Arundel County Police
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Dumb Teens Steal Credit Card, Take Photo Booth Pics With It

A group of teens in Maryland accused of credit card theft have been identified thanks to incriminating photo booth pics they took of themselves holding the card. Oh well. No one ever said you had to be smart to commit fraud.

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Drunk Driver Will Pay the Price for Boneheaded Plan to Run Over Police Officer

A man found himself with some Whopper-sized trouble when police stopped him for drunk driving at a Burger King drive-thru.

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Mother Posed as 19-Year-Old Daughter to Help Her Ace Test

Now, this sounds like something out of a terrible ‘80s movie.

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Furious Man Stupidly Calls Police to Complain About Ugly Prostitute He Hired

Buyer, beware.

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Man Steals $35 Worth of Ribs, Goes to Jail for 50 Years

What’s that they say about the punishment fitting the crime?

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High Schooler Busted After Changing Fellow Student's Name in Yearbook
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High Schooler Changes Fellow Student’s Name in Yearbook to Lewd Term, Gets Busted

Missouri high school student Kaitlyn Booth probably thought she was pulling off the mother of all pranks when she changed a fellow student's last name to an offensive term in the school's yearbook, but now the joke's on her. Booth has been arrested and could be charged with a felony.

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Father Arrested After Letting 9-Year-Old Daughter Drive Car
Lake County Sheriff’s Office
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Father Arrested After Letting 9-Year-Old Daughter Drive Car

In our experience, parents generally let their small children drive when they're too drunk to drive themselves. But a father in Ohio was apparently stone cold sober when he let his 9-year-old daughter drive the family car. Can't blame alcohol for this one, dude. That dumb decision was all yours.

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Mom Puts Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist
Houston Police Department
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Houston Mom in Running for Worst Mom in the World for Putting Three-Year-Old Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist

Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn't stop a Houston, Texas woman from offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however.

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Burglar Calls Cops While Burgling, to Report Imaginary Burglar

Marius Ionescu is a burglar who likes to work alone.

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