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High Schooler Busted After Changing Fellow Student's Name in Yearbook
Columbia Police Dept.
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High Schooler Changes Fellow Student’s Name in Yearbook to Lewd Term, Gets Busted

Missouri high school student Kaitlyn Booth probably thought she was pulling off the mother of all pranks when she changed a fellow student's last name to an offensive term in the school's yearbook, but now the joke's on her. Booth has been arrested and could be charged with a felony.

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Father Arrested After Letting 9-Year-Old Daughter Drive Car
Lake County Sheriff’s Office
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Father Arrested After Letting 9-Year-Old Daughter Drive Car

In our experience, parents generally let their small children drive when they're too drunk to drive themselves. But a father in Ohio was apparently stone cold sober when he let his 9-year-old daughter drive the family car. Can't blame alcohol for this one, dude. That dumb decision was all yours.

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Mom Puts Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist
Houston Police Department
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Houston Mom in Running for Worst Mom in the World for Putting Three-Year-Old Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist

Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn't stop a Houston, Texas woman from offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however.

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Burglar
Photos.com
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Burglar Calls Cops While Burgling, to Report Imaginary Burglar

Marius Ionescu is a burglar who likes to work alone.

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Samantha Malson
Longmont Police Department
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Woman Assaults Boyfriend For Singing ‘Thrift Shop’ Over and Over

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis' smash hit 'Thrift Shop' in undoubtedly a very catchy song. But is the ode to finding bargain basement prices a good song?

Therein lays the problem for many folks, including Samanta Malson of Longmont, Colorado who now faces jail because 'Thrift Shop' really got under her skin.

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April Fools
Hampton Police
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Woman Arrested For April Fool’s Day Robbery Prank

It's becoming harder and harder to pull a good April Fool's Day prank. We blame the internet for this, as not long after you log on you are reminded of the tricky nature of April 1 and thus put your guard up.

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Delaina Garling
WPVI
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Angry Mother with a Grudge Begs Daughter, 7, to Pepper Spray Dollar Store Employees

Don’t let others fight your battles for you – especially not your seven-year-old daughter.

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Beer in pants
YouTube
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Man Claims Stolen Beer Is His Wiener

In a wicked world of dishonest boozehounds and ripple junkies, one should never be too surprised by the size of the cojones on these shifty characters; that is, unless the bulge in their pants carries a striking resemblance to a couple cans of beer. At that point, you can rest assure that you are being ripped off. 

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Clifford Smith
Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office
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Enraged Man Beats Woman in Wheelchair for Eating Last Piece of Chicken

Some people have no clue how to treat the handicapped.

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Pie Eating Man
Matt Cardy, Getty Images
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Man Arrested After Breaking Into Restaurant, Eating 16 Slices of Pie and Falling Asleep

A man broke into a Baltimore fast-food restaurant last month and ate 16 slices of pie before falling asleep and being captured, police say. Baltimore police responded to a break-in at a Popeye's chicken restaurant on Feb. 19, whereupon they found a 62-year-old man asleep on the floor of the establishme

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Man Calls 911 Nine Times to Request a Cheeseburger-Your Dumbass of the Day

There is just something about fast food that makes people abuse 911. In the past, folks have been arrested after calling emergency services to report problems with their orders at Burger King, McDonald's, Subway and Hardee's.

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Teeth
Ggoro, Flickr
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Woman Loses Tooth In Burglar’s Hand

Police in the Cayman Islands are on the look out for a local woman's tooth. They may well find it still stuck in the hand of the man who "stole" it from her.

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