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Man Comes Home to Find Someone Broke In Just to Clean It

Talk about making a clean getaway.

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Andrew David Jensen
Ventura County Sheriff's Office
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Unhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn’t Flush the Toilet

This guy puts the "oops" in "poops."

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These Two Idiots Were Busted For Stealing An Ice Cream Cake From Dunkin’ Donuts

I love seeing fools like this getting busted! Two idiots tried to become internet famous and it backfired in their faces!

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Man Accused of Pleasuring Himself During Screening of ‘The Emoji Movie’

Police in New Jersey are looking for a man who allegedly did something extremely inappropriate during a showing of the new children’s film.

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Jewelry
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Jewelry Thieves Foiled By an Unforgiving Counter

The (glass) case against them is very strong.

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Charles Ransier
Comal County Jail
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Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life

We can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.

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Monopoly
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Dingbat Tries to Use Monopoly ‘Get Out of Jail’ Card in Real Life

There have been changes in Monopoly, but this isn't one of them.

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Bumbling Burglar Trips Over His Own Pants During Escape

This burglar really ought to think about stealing a belt.

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David Brady
Coffee County Sheriff's Department
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Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He’s ‘Doing God’s Work.’ Alrighty, Then.

This fake drug dealer is working for a "high"-er authority.

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ATM
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Dope Tries to Steal ATM With Backhoe, Abysmally Fails

Never send a machine to do a man's job.

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Denise Myles
Akron Police Department
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Incredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone Number

Look, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.

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Beer
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Very Courteous (And Very Bad) Burglar Leaves Apology Beer

Even bad guys are nice in Canada.

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