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Buffoon Mall Robbers Can’t Do One Single Thing Right

IKEA, ABBA and meatballs aren't the only thing Sweden is known for. Now, the country has the distinction of being home to the world's most bumbling robbers.

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Kiss
NewsTalk 95.5, YouTube
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Amorous Couple Clueless Robbery Is Taking Place While They Make Out

These two only have eyes for each other.

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Five Guys
The State
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Famished Burglar Breaks Into Five Guys to Cook Burgers

Money hungry? More like just hungry.

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Woman in Car
Stockbyte
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Naked Pill-Poppin’, Whiskey-Swiggin’, Heroin-Usin’ Woman Caught Going 100 Miles Per Hour

Every man has come across a woman who's just too wild for him. This is that woman.

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Leland Ayala-Doliente, Holland Sward
Rexburg Police Department
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Drug Mules Get Super High, Call Police on Themselves

Here's a reminder that you really should just say no.

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Cocaine
iStock
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Ballsiest Guy Ever Busted Doing Cocaine at Traffic Stop

It's the holiday season, so you know what they say: let it blow, let it blow, let it blow.

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Brilliant Man Robs Texas Church, Attempts Wheelchair Getaway

A Bryan, Texas man robbed a church over the weekend. His getaway vehicle? A wheelchair.

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Alexander Raths
Alexander Raths
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Aransas Pass Man Butt-Dials 911, Gets Arrested

The man who had unintentionally called 911 on his cell phone had outstanding warrants for his arrest and was taken into custody.

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Scott Vandiver
WKRN
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Life Winner Steals Ex-Boss’ Truck for Two Asinine Reasons

Scott Vandiver needs to find a better way to deal with his emotions.

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Austin Police Department
Austin Police Department
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Whoa, dude…Texas Man Assaults Woman While Stealing Bong

The man entered an apartment looking for a woman who owed him money. But he left with something else entirely.

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MRaust, ThinkStock
MRaust, ThinkStock
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West Texas Man Impersonates Cop to Get to Front of Fast Food Line

We've all heard stories about people impersonating law enforcement officers, usually for more nefarious reasons than saving time in a fast food line...

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Fire
WKBN27, YouTube
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Arson Victim Blames Fire on Horny Incestuous Cousin

This woman has done her part to remind everyone of the need for a filter when speaking.

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