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Alexander Raths, ThinkStock
Alexander Raths, ThinkStock
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Dumb Criminal Asks for Permission to Rob House

We've all heard about dumb criminals but, have you ever heard about one who asks permission before committing his crime? Probably not.

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Criminal Locked In Handcuffs
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Dumb Criminals-Houston Family Dollar Burglar Fail

So, you had this great idea to break into a Houston Family Dollar Store. You came up with this ingenious plan to climb up on the roof of the building and crawl through the ceiling. Pretty slick, right? Not so fast, genius.

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Hasbro
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Man in ‘Go Directly to Jail’ Shirt Gets His Wish

Talk about being dressed for the occasion.

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Shermain Miles
Chicago Sun-Times
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Woman Arrested 396 Times Is Really, Truly, Seriously Ready to Be a Good Citizen [VIDEO]

Not since Sam Malone was running ‘Cheers’ has someone spent so much time behind bars.

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Cops Bust Man Who Groped Fast Food Worker By Following Trail of Curly Fries

You can bet this guy’s gonna fry for what he did.

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Man Named Fudge Busted Robbing Ice Cream Shop in Deliciously Appropriate Heist

Oh, fudge!

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Bike Thief Can’t Outsmart Good Samaritan With a Camera

Not all crime fighters in the big city are superheroes.

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Photo courtesy of Ryman Auditorium
Photo courtesy of Ryman Auditorium
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Man Tries to Set Fire to Historic Music Venue

A man was arrested on Aug. 27 for trying to set fire to the Ryman Auditorium, one of Nashville and music's most historic venue.

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Watch This Robbery Go Horribly & Comically Wrong

When it comes to pulling off a robbery, this sad sack fell on his face.

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Genius Tweets for Pot Delivery, Gets ‘Awesome’ Response From Police

They say social media is a great way to get a job. It’s also a great way to lose one.

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Saul Zelaznog
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Restaurant’s Clever Facebook Post Helps Police Nab Dine-and-Dasher

A man in Reno, Nevada who pulled a dine-and-dash on a $100 bill won't get the book thrown at him so much as he will get the Facebook thrown at him.

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Crying Baby
Fuse
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Bungling Burglar Stops Robbing House So He Can Feed Screaming Baby

For a robber, Kojek Mista makes a great nanny.

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