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West Texas Man Impersonates Cop to Get to Front of Fast Food Line

We've all heard stories about people impersonating law enforcement officers, usually for more nefarious reasons than saving time in a fast food line. Well, that's exactly what Michael Chico did one Saturday night in Odessa

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Arson Victim Blames Fire on Horny Incestuous Cousin

This woman has done her part to remind everyone of the need for a filter when speaking.

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Uber Driver Arrested for Fondling Himself in Front of Passenger

This will give anyone who uses Uber pause.

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Man Dances on Police Car…To Fight Vampires?!

This isn't exactly the best way to take a bite out of crime.

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Alexander Raths, ThinkStock
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Dumb Criminal Asks for Permission to Rob House

We've all heard about dumb criminals but, have you ever heard about one who asks permission before committing his crime? Probably not.

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Criminal Locked In Handcuffs
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Dumb Criminals-Houston Family Dollar Burglar Fail

So, you had this great idea to break into a Houston Family Dollar Store. You came up with this ingenious plan to climb up on the roof of the building and crawl through the ceiling. Pretty slick, right? Not so fast, genius.

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Man in ‘Go Directly to Jail’ Shirt Gets His Wish

Talk about being dressed for the occasion.

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Shermain Miles
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Woman Arrested 396 Times Is Really, Truly, Seriously Ready to Be a Good Citizen [VIDEO]

Not since Sam Malone was running ‘Cheers’ has someone spent so much time behind bars.

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Cops Bust Man Who Groped Fast Food Worker By Following Trail of Curly Fries

You can bet this guy’s gonna fry for what he did.

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Man Named Fudge Busted Robbing Ice Cream Shop in Deliciously Appropriate Heist

Oh, fudge!

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Bike Thief Can’t Outsmart Good Samaritan With a Camera

Not all crime fighters in the big city are superheroes.

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Photo courtesy of Ryman Auditorium
Photo courtesy of Ryman Auditorium
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Man Tries to Set Fire to Historic Music Venue

A man was arrested on Aug. 27 for trying to set fire to the Ryman Auditorium, one of Nashville and music's most historic venue.

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