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Leland Ayala-Doliente, Holland Sward
Rexburg Police Department
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Drug Mules Get Super High, Call Police on Themselves

Here's a reminder that you really should just say no.

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Cocaine
iStock
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Ballsiest Guy Ever Busted Doing Cocaine at Traffic Stop

It's the holiday season, so you know what they say: let it blow, let it blow, let it blow.

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Photo credit: Buccina Studios
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Brilliant Man Robs Texas Church, Attempts Wheelchair Getaway

A Bryan, Texas man robbed a church over the weekend. His getaway vehicle? A wheelchair.

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Alexander Raths
Alexander Raths
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Aransas Pass Man Butt-Dials 911, Gets Arrested

The man who had unintentionally called 911 on his cell phone had outstanding warrants for his arrest and was taken into custody.

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Scott Vandiver
WKRN
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Life Winner Steals Ex-Boss’ Truck for Two Asinine Reasons

Scott Vandiver needs to find a better way to deal with his emotions.

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Austin Police Department
Austin Police Department
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Whoa, dude…Texas Man Assaults Woman While Stealing Bong

The man entered an apartment looking for a woman who owed him money. But he left with something else entirely.

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MRaust, ThinkStock
MRaust, ThinkStock
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West Texas Man Impersonates Cop to Get to Front of Fast Food Line

We've all heard stories about people impersonating law enforcement officers, usually for more nefarious reasons than saving time in a fast food line...

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Fire
WKBN27, YouTube
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Arson Victim Blames Fire on Horny Incestuous Cousin

This woman has done her part to remind everyone of the need for a filter when speaking.

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Uber
Getty Images
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Uber Driver Arrested for Fondling Himself in Front of Passenger

This will give anyone who uses Uber pause.

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Vampire
Lee County, YouTube
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Man Dances on Police Car…To Fight Vampires?!

This isn't exactly the best way to take a bite out of crime.

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Alexander Raths, ThinkStock
Alexander Raths, ThinkStock
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Dumb Criminal Asks for Permission to Rob House

We've all heard about dumb criminals but, have you ever heard about one who asks permission before committing his crime? Probably not.

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Criminal Locked In Handcuffs
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Dumb Criminals-Houston Family Dollar Burglar Fail

So, you had this great idea to break into a Houston Family Dollar Store. You came up with this ingenious plan to climb up on the roof of the building and crawl through the ceiling. Pretty slick, right? Not so fast, genius.

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