Murder Plot : Swords?? Really??
If some D-bad photographer slides under the stall door while Britney Spears is dropping a deuce...tough. She made $30 million last year, making people want to slide under the stall door.

Don't come crying to me.

Floor plans and diagrams of a celebrity's house is a bold new step in this …
Thieves Caught With Plethora of Pilfered Prophylactics
Police in Malaysia have busted up a ring of condom thieves, recovering roughly 700,000 pilfered rubbers.
Six men -- including some who work for a company that exports condoms -- were arrested after hundreds of boxes of prophylactics were found stashed in a warehouse and a home...