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Man Spends The Night in a Beer Cooler, Drinks a Few Beers, Gets Arrested

I have dreamed of being locked in a store over night. Have you ever had that fantasy? A man was locked in a gas station and treated himself to a few cold beers... I am not mad at him.

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Cody Hulse
Westmoreland County Prison
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Worst (New) Dad Ever Sells Heroin in Maternity Ward

This dad is a workaholic.

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Michael Zaydel
Redford Township Police Department
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Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts

He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.

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Christopher Wilson
Hamilton County Sheriff's Office
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Man With ‘I’m a Pornstar’ Forehead Tattoo Arrested for Groping

This guy is creepy and ridiculous.

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Texas Man Steals Over One Million Dollars Worth of Fajitas

The most Texas crime in the history of Texas. 

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William Joe Johnson
Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office
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Yutz Bank Robber Nabbed After Googling ‘How to Rob a Bank’

Well, here's something Google can't help you do.

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Danny Lee Bettcher
Ottertail County Jail
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Congrats to the Troubled Soul Who Just Got His 28th DWI

This guy *may* have a drinking problem.

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Watch a Man Dressed As a Coke Bottle Rob a Restaurant

Police sure are thirsty to find this guy.

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Nathan Corey
Connecticut state Police
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Fool Busted for DUI While Wearing the Most Appropriate Shirt

A man arrested for drunk driving was certainly dressed for the occasion.

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Awful Human Being Put Toothpicks in Bus Seats to Stab People’s Butts

What a prick.

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Police Car Crushed By Bulldozer During Low-Speed Chase

Last month, an 18-year-old kid in Illinois decided to steal a bulldozer from a construction site in the middle of the night and take it on a joyride down city streets.

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Moving Company Employee Busted For Attempting To Fake An Injury To Get Workman’s Comp

Is there anything worse than fraud? This idiot got caught on camera trying to get workman's comp. It backfires on him really bad.

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