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Aleksander Robin Tomaszewski
Lane County Sheriff's Office
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Idiotic Prisoner Beats Himself Up, Tries to Blame Cops

Police brutality met inmate stupidity earlier this week.

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WPTV
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Handcuffed Woman Steals Police Car and Hits 100 MPH

Look, Ma -- no hands.

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Dumb Criminals-Houston Family Dollar Burglar Fail

So, you had this great idea to break into a Houston Family Dollar Store. You came up with this ingenious plan to climb up on the roof of the building and crawl through the ceiling. Pretty slick, right? Not so fast, genius.

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WCSH
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Accused Killer Attempts to Involve Slayer in Case During Court Hearing

Accused murderer Leroy Smith III enacted what has been called "the Slayer defense" by media outlets.

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Fox 25
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Whoops! Drug Deal Goes Down During Live Coverage of Snowstorm

It's good to know that even in a blizzard, some people are still making it out to work.

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Worst Job Interview Ever Ends in a Stabbing, Probably No Job Offer

The next time you walk out of a job interview wondering how it went, here's a good way to compare: if you didn't stab the person interviewing you, then you just may be in the running.

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You Tube
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Detroit TV News Reporter Turns the Tables on a Squatter

It's no secret that the city of Detroit has fallen in some seriously hard times. There are lots of foreclosed and abandoned houses in the city, and there are also people that are living in some of those homes illegally. One homeowner wanted to sell her home in the area, but a squatter was making it awfully difficult to do so.

Since ordinary means weren't working for her, the homeowner contacted local WJBK-TV reporter Charlie LeDuff, who took a slightly different approach.

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AC/DC Drummer Phil Rudd Charged With Plotting the Murders of Two People.

Say it ain't so Phil!!

Phil Rudd, the drummer for legendary Australian rock band AC/DC, has been charged in New Zealand with attempting to arrange the murders of two people.

The New Zealand Herald reported that the 60-year-old appeared in court Thursday morning in Tauranga, on the country's North Island

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Hasbro
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Man in ‘Go Directly to Jail’ Shirt Gets His Wish

Talk about being dressed for the occasion.

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Man’s Dog Helps Police Bust His Owner on Drug Charges.

Man's best friend he is not but you still gotta give little Bo some credit. He got another drug dealer off the streets.

Police in central Alabama say a man’s own dog helped officers bust him on a drug charge

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Texas Cop Offers to Let Woman Go if She Let Him Sniff Her Feet

Authorities in Harris County, Texas, are raising a stink over a school police officer who allegedly offered to let a suspect off the hook if she would let him sniff her feet.

Patrick Quinn, 26, a former police officer for the Cypress-Fairbanks Independent School District AND former City of Victoria Police Officer, pulled a woman over in the early morning hours of Aug

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Man Accidentally Texts Probation Officer Asking for Weed.

It’s bad enough that he’s already been arrested on drug charges, but it’s equally worse as it is embarrassing that this Albany man accidentally texted his probation officer: “You have some weed?”

That's what happened to Alvin Cross Junior who plead guilty this past Monday for possession of cocaine and sentenced to one year in prison – he was also sentenced to another year for violating his probation… but of course

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