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Squirrel
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Courageous Pet Squirrel Chases Away Annoyed Burglar

This squirrel is, well, nuts.

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Burglar
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Inept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal Doofus

Talk about a pane in the butt.

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Victoria Islamic Center Fire Ruled Arson. Reward Offered.

The fire that gutted the Victoria Islamic Center on the morning of January 28th has been ruled as arson.

A reward totaling $30,000 is being offered for information leading to the arrest or indictment of those responsible for burning the mosque...

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Fire
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Crackhead Who Set Himself on Fire and Casually Strolls Down the Street Is the Ultimate ‘Just Say No’

When this guy got lit, he really got lit.

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Pot
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Call the Cops to Complain Your Drug Dealer Raised His Prices? That’s a Big Fattie No

Only a dope would do this.

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Blackjack
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Man Leaves Casino, Robs Bank, Returns to Gamble, Is a Moron

Perhaps the only thing this guy is worse at than gambling is life.

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Driver
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Don’t Use This Historically Lame Reason for Speeding One Silly Driver Did

This speeding driver tried to pull a fast one.

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Prostitute
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Shady Fortune Teller Has to Pay $800,000 After Duping Woman Into Career in Prostitution

She gazed into some (crystal) balls.

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Python
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Brazen Thief Flees With $200 Python Shoved Down His Pants

This dude has a long snake in his pants. And, no, that's not a euphemism.

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Daniel Bryan Blackwell grilled cheese
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Bite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police Standoff

You probably don't want to try to sneak a bite of whatever Daniel Brian Blackwell is eating.

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Suitcase
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Woman Smuggles Boyfriend Out of Prison in Suitcase — With the Results You’d Expect

This devious lady tried to send her lover packing.

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Eric Bramwell
DuPage County State's Attorney Office
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Man Gets 22 Years in Prison for Stealing Remote Control

Changing the channel has never been so costly.

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