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Denise Myles
Akron Police Department
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Incredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone Number

Look, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.

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Very Hungry Girl Scout Leader Accused of Stealing $15,000 Worth of Cookies

Well, this is one way to satisfy those Thin Mints cravings.

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Very Courteous (And Very Bad) Burglar Leaves Apology Beer

Even bad guys are nice in Canada.

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Couple Busted Doing the Nasty in McDonald’s at a Very Peculiar Time

Quick, what's the last thing you'd expect to see in a McDonald's during a lunch rush? Well, the last thing beside the line moving quickly.

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Demetrius Vidale
Broward Sheriff’s Office
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Wanted Man Accused of Pooping on Arrest Warrant

This guy is you-know-what out of luck.

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Florida Man Calls 911 To Taunt The Sheriff After Torching A Police Car

This idiot deserves to be put in jail for this nonsense! Crazy man called 911 and threatened the new sheriff in town. MORON!

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Oregon Man Arrested for Sexually Assaulting…..A Chicken

An Oregon man is accused of sexually assaulting a chicken. Yes, a chicken.

Joshua Brian Woltmon, 27, was arrested and booked into jail this week on charges of sexual assault of an animal, public indecency, menacing and disorderly conduct...

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Fitness-Mad Robber Stretches Before Knocking Over Dunkin’ Donuts

You gotta be in shape if you're gonna be on the run.

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Jared Dylan Smith
Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office
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Man Arrested for Dropping an F-Bomb in Front of Old Lady

The guy is looking at a punishment much worse than having his mouth washed out with soap.

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BREAKING NEWS Former NE Patriots Tight End Aaron Hernandez Commits Suicide in Prison

Former New England Patriots tight end and convicted murderer Aaron Hernandez has committed suicide while in prison.

Authorities discovered Hernandez dead in his cell this morning...

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Jeremy Putnam
Winchester Police Department
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Man Arrested for Dressing As the Joker Says He’s Not a ‘Lunatic’

The Joker's on him.

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Wannabe Rapper Jumps in the Ocean and Tries to Swim Away From His $621 Seafood Bill

Have you ever dine and dashed? I did and it was a thrill and a high I have been chasing ever since. This douche went way too far...but it's hilarious!

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