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SF 49′ers Linebacker Aldon Smith Arrested at LAX For Being Completely F**king Stupid

Linebacker Aldon Smith of the 49ers was arrested by police Sunday at Los Angeles International Airport and booked for making a false report of a bomb threat.

Smith was going through security screening at Terminal 1 around 2 p

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Texas Woman Calls Police Because She Was Unhappy With Her Pot Purchase.

Police in East Texas have arrested a woman after she called them to complain about the quality of the marijuana she had purchased from a dealer.

Lufkin police Sgt. David Casper said Monday that an officer went to the home of 37-year-old Evelyn Hamilton to hear her complaint that the dealer refused to return her money after she objected that the drug was substandard

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James Franco Caught Trolling Instagram for Underage Girls

In what will surely be explained off as performance art or eventually in a NY Times long read, James Franco tried to pick up a 17-year-old girl via Instagram. Following his Of Mice Or Men performance on Broadway, a fan took a video and photos of him outside the theater, and he asked her to tag him in it

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Deputies Searching Area of US 59, Fox Road After Bailout

Victoria County deputies are searching for 5 people who bailed out of a car after a traffic stop on U.S. Highway 59 South Thursday morning.

Two individuals, who are thought to be in the country illegally, have already been detained, Sheriff T

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Kiss-Masked Vandals Damage 25 Cars in Late-Night Crime Spree

Four men dressed in Kiss masks vandalized over two dozen cars at a New Jersey auto body shop on Saturday night, causing approximately $400,000 in damage.

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Steve-O Does Backflip into San Antonio Riverwalk….And Regrets it.

Former Jackass star, and past Morning Rehab guest Steve-O recently visited San Antonio and thought it would be a great idea to backflip off a bridge right into the famous River Walk.

He immediately regretted it

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Off Duty Deputies to Provide Security for Local Sonic Drive-Ins

Off-duty deputies will provide security at Sonic Drive-In locations in the Crossroads after a string of armed robberies at the fast-food chain.

Three Sonic locations owned by Victoria-area investors have been the target of armed robberies

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2 Dead and 23 Injured at Austin’s SXSW Overnight.

Austin police are investigating a deadly crash during the busy South by Southwest festival. Police Chief Art Acevedo says the accident started as a DWI stop at a gas station on the Interstate 35 access road

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Houston Students Arrested in San Antonio for Breaking into Seaworld…..For Ice Cream?

According to police, the men claim it was a college prank.

A security guard spotted the group of men early Wednesday morning. The guard caught one of them, while police managed to catch up to the second man and arrest him

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John Stockbauer Sonic Robbed Overnight

Victoria police were investigating a robbery early Thursday at the Sonic Drive-In restaurant on Houston Highway.

Many details about the crime were not readily available. And it’s unclear whether anyone was hurt during the robbery, which was reported to police at 11:47 p

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72 Year Old Substitute Teacher Arrested for “Furiously Masturbating” in High School Hallway

 

A 72-year old substitute teacher at a public high school in the never-ending suburbs of Connecticut proved that he’s still got it when he was busted for allegedly masturbating right there in a hallway.

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Man Catches Woman Shoplifting at Walmart, Shames Her on Camera [VIDEO]

This man, who was a customer, caught a woman in the act of shoplifting at a Wal Mart and decided to expose her on camera.

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