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Bumbling Burglar Trips Over His Own Pants During Escape

This burglar really ought to think about stealing a belt.

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Lawrence John Ripple
Wyandotte County Sheriff’s Office
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Man Who Robbed Bank to Avoid Wife Sentenced to Home Confinement

This punishment definitely fits the crime.

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David Brady
Coffee County Sheriff's Department
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Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He’s ‘Doing God’s Work.’ Alrighty, Then.

This fake drug dealer is working for a "high"-er authority.

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Man Upset About Onions in Food Gets Naked, Threatens to Kill Restaurant Owner

The only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.

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Selket Taylor
Hampstead Police Department
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Why Is This Man Smiling Like a Fool in His Mug Shot?

Nothing can wipe the smile off this guy's face.

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Dope Tries to Steal ATM With Backhoe, Abysmally Fails

Never send a machine to do a man's job.

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Victoria Police Setup Checkpoints For Driver Compliance Check

Victoria Police were out in force yesterday (pun intended) at a couple of checkpoints around town.  The first, was set up on Ben Wilson and the second on Ben Jordan a couple of hours later...

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Victoria’s Young Republicans Leader Arrested After Narcotics Search

 

BUSTED!

According to the VCSO, Andrew Rokovich, 33, along with three others, were arrested during a narcotics search in the 100 block of Mandarin Street that turned up 46 grams of cocaine and 7.2 ou...

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Christopherson Maynes
Yuma County Sheriff's Office
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Total Perv Busted Having Sex With a Horse

Some guys are breast men, some are leg men and a precious few are hoof men.

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Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer

The only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.

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Florida Police Arrested a Green-Haired, Tattooed Man Resembling the Joker

Who needs Batman when you’ve got the police? Actually, considering current events and the history of police brutality, Batman would be much preferred to (and more fun than) cops. But alas, the Dark Knight must have been on vacation this week because it was the officers in uniform who apprehended the Joker’s real-life doppelganger.

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Michigan ‘Doctor’ In Trouble After Performing Illegal Liposuction on Patients in His Pole Barn

Would you get surgery in a barn? What if it was super cheap and done by a certified doctor? Turns out a lot of people have been getting weird surgeries out of this barn. SO scary!

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