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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Adam West’s Mustache (and probably never wanted to know)

As we launch our “Flash your 'Stache” Photo Contest, where we'll be looking for the best Mustache in Victoria, we now present you with some fun facts about Adam West's facial hair, the most famous Mustache in the office (and possibly in the WORLD) here at 106.9 the Rock.


 
 

In his early days as a DJ, overworked and underpaid, Adam fell asleep during his overnight show. His Mustache took over and completed the show while Adam slept, unaware that his Mustache would go on to deliver one of the highest rated broadcasts in the history of syndicated radio.

 

 
 

Adam's Mustache speaks French fluently.

 

 
 

His Mustache has a Five Point Exit Strategy to get our troops out of Afghanistan. Unsurprisingly, 3 of those steps involve some form of Facial Hair.

 

 
 

The Mustache once saved a bag full of kittens from drowning in a raging river. It then performed CPR on Adam who didn't know how to swim.

 

 
 

It once dated Jessica Alba who, after a brief and torrid affair, was quoted as saying, "That Mustache is a wild thing. I'll never be able to tame it and frankly, I hope no one ever does."

 

 
 

Adam's Mustache is rumored to have worked in pornography in the early 80s under the alias of "Hairy Flapper". The rumored videos produced during that dark time are reportedly banned in most of the United States.

 

 
 

Adam’s mustache was the sole survivor of the Lynyrd Skynyrd plane crash.

 

 
 

Adam's Mustache frequently challenges Joe Bob Burris' Mustache to a duel. We're not sure how this would work but it makes us all very uncomfortable. Especially Joe Bob.

 

 
 

In a poll, Adam's mustache beat out the Most Interesting Man in the World's Mustache for the title of Most Interesting Mustache in the World. In response, the Most Interesting Man in the World's Mustache committed suicide.

 

 
 

Former President Bill Clinton granted Adam's Mustache diplomatic immunity. Unfortunately, the same courtesy was not extended to Adam.

 

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