These guys certainly don't have performance anxiety.

During a recent (somewhat NSFW) live report on KTBC, in Austin, Tex., these two dudes were caught making their bladder gladder. Either they didn't see the bright lights of the local news or felt like they'd burst because they just kept on going. The news quickly cut the picture to a less offensive shot of lights on a police car while the men presumably finished their business.

You have to wonder why they chose to go wee wee in a parking lot. There were plenty of cars around, so it's not like they were in the middle of nowhere where bathrooms were scarce. Maybe they knew their 15 minutes of urinary fame were on the horizon.

If you'd like to catch the rest of the report, maybe you should go online to see if it's, ahem, streaming.