Tiger Woods Attacked!!!
Attacked...by a hot dog. What the hell?
This really happened.
Tiger Woods was putting on the Seventh Green at the Frys.com open in California, over the weekend, when some d-bag threw a hotdog at him.
But who am I to judge? I was escorted away, by police, from a political rally after hitting, presidential hopeful, Lamar Alexander in the shoulder with a breath mint. True Story.
Tiger Woods is now officially "Happy Gilmore". His mere presence makes Golf a circus. And I love it.
I hated Golf until Tiger crashed that car. Or should I say, "Crashed his Life"? I honestly don't think I could possibly enjoy someone's downfall more. I'll admit it. Ihave taken pleasure in seeing his life unravel.
I can't believe that Rolex just gave him an endorsement deal. I think that he should do Male Enhancement commercials with Ron Jeremy. Or PSA's for avoiding STD's.
Now back to the original point of my rant. I don't think it's right that somebody threw a hotdog at Tiger Woods. But I would DEFINITELY throw a hotdog at a few of these golfers...just click below : )