Texas, I am seriously disappointed in you right now.

When I think Texas horror icon, the smell of burning gasoline fills my nose, and the whirring of a glorious weapon of ultimate brutality fills my ears. The king villain of our homeland is Leatherface, period. In Texas, our nightmares wield chainsaws.

However, the most popular horror villain in Texas (according to Google Analytics) is Chucky. Chucky! I almost wish it had been Leprechaun instead. At least he went to space.

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