There's a restaurant and bar in Ohio that is offering its grown customers adult happy meals to-go. This is absolutely brilliant, these meals come with some pretty delicious food, and complete all the meals with alcohol and candy. Now, my question is, why didn't Texas think of this first, and now that we know about it, why hasn't restaurants started adopting this yet.

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I think we could come up with some pretty Texan-approved adult happy meals quite easily. Take a look below at the proto-type menu, there's an option for just about everyone. Hey, who knows. maybe Texan restaurants could adopt this, I don't mind.

Bay Rat Special

  • Shrimp Boil with the works
    • that's right, load that bad boy up with the skrimps, king crap, crawfish, sausage, and of course potatoes and corn are a given.
  • Quench your thirst with some Shiner Bock.

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  • Chili and Corn Bread from Killeens BBQ in Pearlan [who apparently has the best Chili around these parts of Texas]
  • Pecan Pie from honestly anywhere south, it's all good.
  • Budweiser

The Cheer Moms Mixer

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  • Chicken Ceaser Salad from Chick-fil-A
  • Margarita-in-a-bag

The LineBacker Protein Booster

  • Texas Roadhouse Ribeye Steak {slider version]
  • Riblets
  • Side of FULLY-LOADED baked potato
  • and you can't forget those delicious rolls
  • Budlight

Pit Master Smokebox

  • Uncle Mutts Pulled Pok BBQ Sandwiches
  • Potato Salad
  • Green Beans
  • Texas Sweet Tea

Frat Party Box

  • La Bella Tavola Chicken Parmasian Pizza [Hidden Gem in Cuero!]
  • Buc-ee's Beaver Nuggets
  • 12-Pack of 4 Loko

The Hangover Cure

  • Whataburger Breakfast Burger
    • It features a beef patty, American cheese, freshly cracked egg, two slices of bacon, and three hash brown sticks, all topped with creamy pepper sauce.
  • Texas -made Michelada
    • Made with a Texas sauce that is perfectly paired with Texas-made Karbach Love Street.

 

So what do you think? I think Texans deserve their own Adult Happy Meals. What do you think would be the best combination? Take our poll below and let us know!

 

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