"If you want to have a dodge ball victory, you've got to grab it by it's haunches and hump it into submission".
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball".
Great quotes from one of my favorite actors...Rip Torn. One of the greatest names in Hollywood too! He's turning 81 today! So in honor of his b-day, I thought I would share his mugshot from a few years ago, taken after he got drunk and attempted to "withdraw" money from a bank, brandishing a handgun.
Ain't it a thing of beauty?
Look, I realize Mug Shots are ALWAYS bad. Both figuratively and literally.
Back in September, it finally looked as though Lindsay Lohan had finally got the bright idea to wear make up and doll herself up a little bit before taking her mugshot. A mugshot that of course is destined to be seen by millions, for years to come. It's the one in the bottom left. Maybe she was actually SOBER there.
Whatever the case...Something has changed in a short period of time.
Here's her most recent Mugshot, taken just two days ago. See inside for yourself.
From the "That's So Wrong" file comes this tidbit from Texas.
The editor of the Houston Press has been forced to apologize after he printed an article called The 10 Hottest Women on the Texas Sex Offenders List.
The inhaling (or "huffing") of solvents can cause hearing loss, limb spasms, cardiac arrest, damage to the central nervous system and even frostbite to the nose.
On the bright side, the practice does make for some of the greatest mug shots ever.