masturbation

Texas Legislator Proposes $100 Fine for Masturbation
Texas Legislator Proposes $100 Fine for Masturbation
Texas Legislator Proposes $100 Fine for Masturbation
When I saw this headline, my first thought was that we're dealing with a crazy person. Then I remembered that there are those who want to legislate morality, but this story is a little different. According to CNN, Texas Democratic Rep...
Bad News, Fellas: Masturbation Apparently Does Not Cure Insomnia
Bad News, Fellas: Masturbation Apparently Does Not Cure Insomnia
Bad News, Fellas: Masturbation Apparently Does Not Cure Insomnia
Medical experts have concluded that petting the walrus for Jesus, wrestling the bald-headed champ, punchin’ the munchkin, bopping the bologna, beating off, masturbating, or whatever you choose to call playing with yourself will not help a person fall asleep – no matter how much they do it. Shucks.
Victorian Penis Armor Thought to Prevent Insanity, Masturbation
Victorian Penis Armor Thought to Prevent Insanity, Masturbation
Victorian Penis Armor Thought to Prevent Insanity, Masturbation
Anti-masturbation devices, such as the one pictured up top, were used in the stained glass days of the Victorian sex age, where everyone from scholars, Catholic porno cults and Cloister prostitutes believed that masturbation caused the degeneration of civil society by inflicting the rosy palm populous with physical and mental disorders and venereal disease.
Chronic Masturbator Sues To Gain Access to Porn in Jail
Chronic Masturbator Sues To Gain Access to Porn in Jail
Chronic Masturbator Sues To Gain Access to Porn in Jail
Kyle Richards, a prisoner awaiting sentence on a bank robbery conviction, claims he suffers from chronic masturbation syndrome and needs porn to manage his affliction. And since the 21-year old isn’t being provided access to pornography behind bars in Michigan’s Macomb County jail, he is suing the state and Gov. Rick Snyder for cruel and unusual punishment under the Eighth Amendment.