They can cite healthcare costs all they want, we know the real reason the Post Office is going to stop Saturday deliveries in August. Clearly, it is because they never redesigned their bags to hold tacos and mail. People love the tacos. But they need their mail...
OK, we’ll admit it. We’ve attempted to send someone a fart by mail before. Sadly, the envelope we delightfully passed gas into wasn’t exactly hermetically sealed, so we’re pretty sure the smelly stuff wafted out before the recipient could open it. But now we can have a redo thanks to Fart By Mail, “a mail order fart service where we send farts to your friends for you."