Time for another fun holiday, and today's date is one sure to capture your attention. It is Tongue Twister Day, and you need to be ready for all those to phrases and words created to make you stumble, fumble and wreak havoc on your speech...
It's cold outside! I thought when I left Michigan years ago, these cold temperatures would be a thing of the past. Oh well, at least it won't last long, and soon enough we'll be complaining how hot and humid it is. In the meantime, I thought I'd share a few 'how cold is it...
Forget any knock-knock joke you've ever heard. Disregard any "a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar" joke. Don't even think about those "how many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?" jokes.
The movie critic system really ought to just go back to the "thumbs up, thumbs up" or "one through five star" system to avoid colossal blunders like this one.
At least once a week, someone in the office will seize the opportunity -- either at lunch, around the coffee machine or while we're all huddled underneath our desks for a nap -- to tell the group a joke. Nine times out of ten the joke BOMBS.
We wish somebody would follow us around and animate our drunken brilliance. Although, to be fair, arguing over the lyrics to a Go-Go's song is not nearly as entertaining as this joke, told by Adam Patch's wife after she drank an entire bottle of wine.