Yutz Bank Robber Nabbed After Googling ‘How to Rob a Bank’Yutz Bank Robber Nabbed After Googling ‘How to Rob a Bank’Well, here's something Google can't help you do.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Comes Home to Find Someone Broke In Just to Clean ItMan Comes Home to Find Someone Broke In Just to Clean ItTalk about making a clean getaway.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Unhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn’t Flush the ToiletUnhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn’t Flush the ToiletThis guy puts the "oops" in "poops."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
These Two Idiots Were Busted For Stealing An Ice Cream Cake From Dunkin’ DonutsThese Two Idiots Were Busted For Stealing An Ice Cream Cake From Dunkin’ DonutsI love seeing fools like this getting busted! Two idiots tried to become internet famous and it backfired in their faces! Free Beer and Hot WingsFree Beer and Hot Wings
Man Accused of Pleasuring Himself During Screening of ‘The Emoji Movie’Man Accused of Pleasuring Himself During Screening of ‘The Emoji Movie’Police in New Jersey are looking for a man who allegedly did something extremely inappropriate during a showing of the new children’s film.Matt SingerMatt Singer
Jewelry Thieves Foiled By an Unforgiving CounterJewelry Thieves Foiled By an Unforgiving CounterThe (glass) case against them is very strong.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for LifeMan Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for LifeWe can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Dingbat Tries to Use Monopoly ‘Get Out of Jail’ Card in Real LifeDingbat Tries to Use Monopoly ‘Get Out of Jail’ Card in Real LifeThere have been changes in Monopoly, but this isn't one of them.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Bumbling Burglar Trips Over His Own Pants During EscapeBumbling Burglar Trips Over His Own Pants During EscapeThis burglar really ought to think about stealing a belt.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He’s ‘Doing God’s Work.’ Alrighty, Then.Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He’s ‘Doing God’s Work.’ Alrighty, Then.This fake drug dealer is working for a "high"-er authority.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Dope Tries to Steal ATM With Backhoe, Abysmally FailsDope Tries to Steal ATM With Backhoe, Abysmally FailsNever send a machine to do a man's job.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Incredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone NumberIncredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone NumberLook, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz