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First, there's a coked up driver at a traffic stop. And now this. The Seattle police have been busy this holiday season.

If some D-bad photographer slides under the stall door while Britney Spears is dropping a deuce...tough. She made $30 million last year, making people want to slide under the stall door. Don't come crying to me. Floor plans and diagrams of a celebrity's house is a bold new step in this "fame" thing though. Especially if the two guys obtaining them plan to murder you with SWORDS!!!

Police in Malaysia have busted up a ring of condom thieves, recovering roughly 700,000 pilfered rubbers. Six men -- including some who work for a company that exports condoms -- were arrested after hundreds of boxes of prophylactics were found stashed in a warehouse and a home...