Wow.  Halle Berry turned 45 last weekend.  No waaaaay!!!  Look at that body!

I realize that Forty-Five is the new Thirty-Five, but she looks more like Twenty-Five.  And a smokin' hot Twenty-Five, at that.  Honestly, many of you can say you've EVER had a body like that?

Show of breasts? Er, uhmmm...I mean hands!  Seriously.  This is the one time you will ever hear me say something this corny.  The Older the berry, the...Okay, I can't even say it this one time.  But you know what I mean.