Guy Who Has Sex With Horses Just Won’t Take Neigh For an Answer

45-year-old Cirilo Castillo Jr. has a thing for horses. He lives in Hidalgo County, Texas, which is south of San Antonio, on the border with Mexico. And his love of horses, let's just say, borders on the unhealthy and incredibly illegal.

Back in 2012, he was caught in a compromising situation with someone’s horse, and spent nine months in jail for it. Then he got caught trying to molest another horse the next year, about a month after he got out. And this past February, it happened AGAIN.

Around 7:00 A.M. on February 17th, the owner of the same horse he tried to molest last time found Cirilo lying in her barn with a broken leg. Apparently he’d been trying to position himself, and the horse kicked him. At least that’s the logical explanation.

But according to Cirilo, it’s all a big misunderstanding. HE claims he got hit by a car (a Mustang no doubt) . . . crawled into the barn for shelter . . . and the fact that it was the SAME barn is just a crazy coincidence. Riiiiiiiight.

Apparently he got kicked before his actual lovemaking session started, so he’s only on the hook for trespassing this time. But he’s still facing up to six months in jail.

Neigh means neigh.