Grandma’s Bacon Beef Hoses Grandson

Mmmm...bacon. Delicious, mouth-watering bacon. Okay, I know it's pretty popular. It seems like it's on everything these days, right? I like it okay, but its not at the top of my list of must-haves, especially since the doctor told me I need to watch my cholesterol. But for a 9 yr old Pennsylvania boy, a beef over bacon was what sent his grandmother to jail.63 yr old Marilee Ann Kolynych was arrested on charges of endangering the welfare of children, simple assault, harassment, and disorderly conduct, because she sprayed the boy in the face with a hose, because he ate too much bacon at breakfast. According to reports, the enraged elder chased the boy out of the house, pinned him down on the front lawn, and sprayed him in the face at point-blank range with the setting "on full blast."

I guess grandma's temper was sizzling.

The grandmother faces a preliminary hearing tomorrow. Wouldn't it be awesome if it was a breakfast hearing, and they served bacon?

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