Donald Trump and His Nasty Hair are Running in 2016

Straight from the jackasses mouth Donald Trump announced today that he will be throwing his toupee into the hat for the 2016 presidential candidacy.

Speaking from Trump Towers in Manhattan this morning Trump said "I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created"...this coming from a guy who went bankrupt owning a casino.

Eleven Republicans have announced they are running for next November's election, the latest being former Florida Governor Jeb Bush who launched his candidacy on Monday.

Trump, 69, who owns several hotels and hosts the reality show "The Celebrity Apprentice" on NBC, toyed with running in past elections but decided against doing so. It should be noted that over 50% of Republicans surveyed stated they would never vote for Trump so naturally he's just wasting his money and our time but then again what else is new?